Zombies: Are they real or am I losing my mind?

[Dalesana]

Wooooooooooooo! Finally, my dream came true!!! Now, where was that shop with katanas in my city?

THIS IS MY STOREEEE!

 

[Broken Orange]

Of course zombies are real! Just look into any college class room or office building and you'll see zombies, thousands of them.

 

[Les Awesome]

where do you live?
I'll nuke it

 

[RatRace123]

Better start stocking up.
I'll see you when the planet turns to shit.

 

[FirmartheTrilby]

Wooooooooooooo! Finally, my dream came true!!! Now, where was that shop with katanas in my city?

THIS IS MY STOREEEE!

*Sends you bill for broken window and few items that he "borrowed"

 

[Tiny116]

time to round up my ammo.
Wait....I'm an English City guy.....I'm fucked

 

[Wardnath]

And so it begins...

Well, time to stock up on kitchen knives.

 

[Giantcain]

Wooooooooooooo! Finally, my dream came true!!! Now, where was that shop with katanas in my city?

I have a gun shop next to my street does that help?

 

[captaincabbage]

BOARD THE WINDOWS!!!!!

 

[Vigormortis]

Definitely time to hoard supplies!

Or...perhaps it's time to up ones anti-psychotic meds. ; )

 

[Dalesana]

Wooooooooooooo! Finally, my dream came true!!! Now, where was that shop with katanas in my city?

THIS IS MY STOREEEE!

*Sends you bill for broken window and few items that he "borrowed"

ARGHHHH *Charges at you with a trolly*

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Seriously... one day at a time, and don't let them get close, if anyone questions you, just tell them you're heavily medicated and prone to paranoia.

 

[mrF00bar]

OK, so yesterday I was at a friend's house, and on my way home, I saw a few...odd things. My neighbor, usually a live wire, was acting very slow, and he was bleeding a little bit from the corner of his mouth. I know he could have been in need of dire medical attention, but I just ran home. This morning, I saw a few people who were in a very catatonic state, and they were shuffling listlessly through the street. Some of them looked drunk, which wouldn't surprise me, but one or two of them(there were about 5) looked completely gone. Their faces were just kind of...still. If you've ever been to a funeral you know what I mean. It was eerie, and I'm wondering, is it all situational, or is it time to hoard supplies and ammo?

I like to think of everyone as a zombie by default, if it is indeed the end though, I will enjoy it while I last.

 

[Tiamat666]

You better take care of the Zombie infestation right there before it spreads.

If it ever reaches Europe, we're all screwed. WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY WEAPONS HERE!

Maybe I can get my hands on a chainsaw...

 

[icame]

Acid is a wonderful thing

 

[Jeremy Skitz]

I have seen people like that, its all coincidental, I have to friends who aare exteremly zombie like in mannerisms

 

[Phoenix09215]

Well it looks like the sword in my living room is no longer just a decoration... From what you describe they're slow zombies, which means fun! >

 

[Twilight_guy]

You're crazy. Stop watching so many zombie movies. That is all.