zompocalypse

[Timotei]

I'd use the search bar.

Then I would don my OD jacket and cargo pants brab my rifle, pistol, an machete. Then board, stock, and steel up a Wal-Mart with as many survivors as we could find.

-Guards will be given assault rifles, none of that 9mm shit
-There will be guards watching the perimeter 24 hours a day
-Anyone caught making whoopie will be sentenced to an entire day on the roof where they shall be open to birds and flying Blue

 

[crooked_ferret]

uh, stick my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye?
being very well aware of the fact that medkits don't instantly heal all your injuries, and ammo is not something you commonly come by walking up and down the street.

 

[Insanum]

Id get on a boat and head to iceland.

 

[Generator]

Funny you should mention it since I just borrowed a copy of the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide (or whatever it's called) earlier today. So, if it happened right now, I guess I'd speedread it.

 

[dekkarax]

even if their brains are not destroyed, they'll be it bits and pieces, and much slower.
Also, napalm, lots and lots of napalm.

One thing thats worse than zombies and thats FLAMING zombies! D:

Napalm would not set them alight, it would incinerate them.

 

[park92]

hide in a building and hope a tank runs over a zombie lolz

 

[wierdman51]

well it depends really, can the zombies swim? can animals be infected? if its no to both, then i would head to an island with a mltiple people a few more females, just so we the human race doesnt die out, then grow our own food and live on the sland, and then with the few scientists we have, try to make a cure that spreads through wind and stuff and spread ut through heavy zombie population areas. (like newyork would be.) and spread th word, "LOAD YOUR SHOT GUNS AND CRAP AND GO ZOBIE HUNTING!!!!" (you knew this wouldnt be completely seriousness.)

 

[Danman1]

Apocalypse? I wouldn't say such an event is possible, after all, we have guns, zombies do not, we have a major tactical advantage, and that is not counting planes, tanks, ships and missiles.
The only way I would consider it an apocalypse is is the infection was airborne, but then, there would be no way to survive.

Please read a copy of Max Brooks' World War Z.

 

[scnj]

I'd find a prison complex and clear it out with the help of a few friends, and make sure there were no towns with crazy dictators nearby.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Hide in a tank with lots and lots of gas, food, guns, and ammo... Than hide in Australia's outback..

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

Grab my parents' handguns and ammo + family members and food and go to my second floor. Take out the stairs. During the day with people watching, reinforce the cars and make runs to the food stores where we get a bunch of food and steal, er loot, some plants to grow for food. Then, if time permits, go and hijack a bunch of weapons from some shop (like guns and ammo, and any swords/long knives we can get). I would then begin "redesigning" my upstairs with a fire place, and improved insulation.
All with the help of my trusty zombie bible: World War Z.

 

[hailmagus]

I'd use the search bar.

Then I would don my OD jacket and cargo pants brab my rifle, pistol, an machete. Then board, stock, and steel up a Wal-Mart with as many survivors as we could find.

-Guards will be given assault rifles, none of that 9mm shit
-There will be guards watching the perimeter 24 hours a day
-Anyone caught making whoopie will be sentenced to an entire day on the roof where they shall be open to birds and flying Blue

The problem is that when you give certain people power... you give people power that shouldn't necessarily have it. There's always some dumb ************ who feels like he/she needs to make moves for the sake of the group, and usually fucks it up for everybody.

Shaun of the Dead...?

 

[Dioxide20]

I'd reason with the zombies.
Then I'd make them all veggietarians.
then I'd nuke them all with my super awesome zombie veggietarian bomb.
But then I'd save 50 and build something underground and then experiment on the zombies.

Before you kill them be sure to feed them plenty of grains....

 

[ScarlettRage]

Head to the pub and hold out there! *rewatches shaun of the dead for survival tips* But seriously probly find someplace safe-ish where i coul hold out with a few people for a while... that and ignore "Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide" hmmmm using full body plate mail bad? would never of guessed that -___-;

INGORE THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE!!!

yeah that book was less interesting than i thought it would be.

this...

Hide in a tank with lots and lots of gas, food, guns, and ammo... Than hide in Australia's outback..

EDIT: or a island in nunavut... (canada)

 

[Standby]

Apocalypse? I wouldn't say such an event is possible, after all, we have guns, zombies do not, we have a major tactical advantage, and that is not counting planes, tanks, ships and missiles.
The only way I would consider it an apocalypse is is the infection was airborne, but then, there would be no way to survive.

No, no no no no no, and no. Haven't you read World War Z???? that book tells exactly why all the military might may not help at all against the undead.
A missle can take out dozens of humans at once ... but if it doesn't destroy the brains of the undead, the ghouls will simply crawl after you in smaller pieces.
THINK, MAN!
First off, know people that work jobs that will be useful to the situation - for example, I have a friend who drives a bus for the city. We get to him, after arming ourselves and grabbing provisions, and fortify a bus, use it to push through whatever need be, and head north, to where the ghouls might freeze.
Theres a lot more ... but I can't be having everyone trying to get to me when it happens. Y'all need to do research and figure this out for yourself.
And do it quick! every second wasted is a second closer to impending doom!

Idiot..

 

[ZeroMachine]

Deny, deny, deny, because it's physically and biologically impossible.

Seriously, zombies are only good for shooting in games and comedy making fun of zombie stuff that takes zombies way to seriously.

 

[Yamiki]

... die.. be reborn .. nom some brains... get shot ... um... stumble.. nom... repeat

 

[Lord Thodin]

Apocalypse? I wouldn't say such an event is possible, after all, we have guns, zombies do not, we have a major tactical advantage, and that is not counting planes, tanks, ships and missiles.
The only way I would consider it an apocalypse is is the infection was airborne, but then, there would be no way to survive.

Go read World War Z my friend and then try to argue how effective that shit is against the Zed Heads.

OT: Live in my underground Zombie shelter for the 10 years i prepared it to last for, then go topside and see what was the damage.