I would use the power of the all mighty Search Bar and kill all the zombies, bring back everyone who was killed and hand out a free puppy or kitten to everyone in the world! Yes, the Search Bar is THAT powerful!
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I would try to figure out exactly how zombies went from hit-and-run tactics (the method used to spread the infection) to laze-and-disembowel (how they end up towards the end). I mean, is it due to sheer numbers that they stop ninja biting? Is it that each one takes a single bite, but the huge numbers lead to destruction? Is the initial response due to its origins as a mutated/altered strain of Rabies? Where can I find a Haiti Witch Doctor who can teach me how to improve my current strain of zombie virus? THESE are the vital questions I ask when considering the zombie apocalypse.
Not going to use your own Demo?Suiseiseki IRL said:
But on topic...
Well I guess I'd gather as much ammo and guns and other canned goods as I can. Make a HEV suit. Grow my beard out, grab my crowbar and hunt them Zombies...
And not talk. Nope never going to talk
Put on my Staff hat, my large navy coat, and my 20 gauge auto. Pick up some friends, booze, and girls.
Dude.
Edit: And of course the latest album of Alestorm, Dethklok, Amon Amarth, The Absence (FROM YOUR GRAVE!) and Cradle of Filth.
Dude.
Edit: And of course the latest album of Alestorm, Dethklok, Amon Amarth, The Absence (FROM YOUR GRAVE!) and Cradle of Filth.
I dont know what I would do but I would make sure that if I'm going to die I go down in a blaze of glory.
Okay now it's getting annoying. I'm still pretty new to The Escapist and this is about the tenth zombie thread I have encountered. I will not berate you since you are even newer than me but you may not recieve mercy from some of the long time users. What I'm trying to say is PLEASE use the search bar.
Go to my mates house. Regroup in the "bat cave", re-arm, re-stock and attempt to win Zombie killer of the week. Swear to god, that kid doesn't want to have a house fire, there'd be a crater 3 kilometers wide hahaha.
I've got enough medival weaponry and armour to keep me and my crew alive long enough to find a good place to fortify (got a few places in mind). They I sit back and point and laugh.
I probably will, but I have read the plot synopsis before and have an understanding of the basic plot for now, and yes, initially, if the infection is not correctly identified, it could spread easily, but once it is, modern military tech could be a huge help, I seriously have no idea how a horde of the undead could take on a tank, or a helicopter gunship.Lord Thodin said:
I can see where the book's coming from, but I just think, provided the infection is found before it is massively widespread, that the human military has a huge advantage, though, if I am wrong, you are welcome to explain why.
A man's answer coming from a woman...now that is something you don't see everyday.Lord Thodin said:
I call it plan rely on other peoples ignorance to win!
I go to disneyland. yes disneyland I would make a little perch on a roller coaster track to sleep in and the fact that no one would be at disneyland when the zombies come means I will have PLENTY of food choices and beverages to choose from. I could survive years alone with that food supply
I go to disneyland. yes disneyland I would make a little perch on a roller coaster track to sleep in and the fact that no one would be at disneyland when the zombies come means I will have PLENTY of food choices and beverages to choose from. I could survive years alone with that food supply