Recent content by a Soviet Pie

One and Only, Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG. All the way.

Long enough to piss people off who don't like 'em and long enough to make the one's who do happy

"Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in. He had himself a blunderbuss that would spin around real fast and shoot bullets out of a backpack! I ain't seen nothing like it!"

Full name Tyler Hawk Klankey. Everybody just calls him Klankey.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat Haha, i'm goin to hell....

Don't know if it counts, but Ive always been bugged by the fact that people in commercials NEVER BLINK! Its just creepy...

By the standards of my current age, I was only 13 at the time, and I wasnt paying attention to music much.

Quick! Any car in the world can be yours for no cost, ever. No payments at all. Which car you gonna take? Me? I'd take a Bugatti Veyron any day. That car is godlike. But lets hear what you would take!

I wouldnt, just for the sake of fun. Every girl I talk to is always jealous that girls dont get to enjoy stupid fun of pranks and practical jokes. These make life worthwhile

There aint no Rest for the Wicked...when I was super young

More people like Mordin than Tali?!? Im done, Im goin' to the moon!

Gears of War multiplayer. Nuff' Said.

Hose/pipes. I'm suprised nobody else thought of this. Acts like redstone wire, can be used to move water without taking a bucket everywhere. Could also add a faucet to stop and start flow. Lots of use for that.

United States for governmental organization, Japan for culture, traditions, and customs, and Germany for economy. Depends on my mood, of course.

Human Wookie Ewok Clone (It counts!) Trandoshan (Spelling?) Kaminoins Twi'lek Dugs Hutts Gamorians Mandalorians Bothan Nemodian Gungan Yuuzhan Vong Rodian Toydarian Gand Geonosian Jawa Iridonian Techno Union dudes Pau'un Utai (Spelling?) Yoda's Cerean Quermian Iktotchi...