Recent content by Abort-retry-fail

I'm blind so the blindfold doesn't affect me, I'm deaf so the songs don't either, my shins had protective gear and my hands are always sticky, so I'm used to it. How did you manage to have that hair without looking ridiculous?

The End [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHFK1yKfiGo] by The Doors. You know why if you've heard it. If not, go check the lyrics. You'll know after the first six to ten rows of words.

I bit a zombie, turns out that when you bite a zombie, you cure them. So I just bit them all. How did you eat your fruit without a mouth?

I used a BB-gun. How did you survive the zombie apocalypse?

It was turned off. How did you react when you found out that he waits behind the wall?

I listened to this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhWc2yzlGtk] while inhaling nitrous oxide. How did you know where the whales were when you nuked them?

I respawn again in my former Klondike Castle which is now a Klondike Lake. On my way out, I grab my homemade Klon-Zooka, a weapon that shoots exploding Klondike Bars containing chocolate-reinforced vanilla caltrops dangerous enough to slay a man at *cough* feet if he has a really serious...

Quad is my secret neighbour. So secret not even he knows it.

Have you asked everyone with a respectable job over the age of 28 for their opinion on the matter? Also, running through the hair with water and shampoo on a daily basis is regularly enough to keep it un-greasy. I should know, as I have hair down to the top of my shoulder blades, and that works...

His hair is a 'distraction'? Ze WTF? How is long hair distracting? To me, a t-shirt with text on it would make for a more effective distraction. It's not like his hair has lamps braided into it. Following rules and whatever, yeah, yeah, but why would there ever be a need for such a stupid rule...

Respawning in my trusty self-repairing Klondike Castle, I leap into action by thrusting a Klondike Bar right in Fury's face, impaling the soft flesh of his head and creating an exit wound that warps into a miniature black hole which devours Broken Orange and Fury before harmlessly imploding...

Verily. The fourth movie is to me is a GIANT pussy-whipped piece of generic and boring PG-13 pretend-actioner. If not to all then at least to me; ACTION DOES NOT BLEND WELL WITH ANYTHING UNDER AN R-RATING.

Some that I know I liked that I didn't see in the previous comments unless I suck harder at skimming than I both thought and hoped; Rain Man. Die Hard up to but not including four. Don't know about three, haven't seen it. S-T-A-R W-A-R-S ORIGINAL TRILOGY, ANYONE? The Big Lebowski. Dumb and...

I chose my avatar because I think cats are awesome and cute. In other news, the sun is hot, space is vast and water is wet.

Oh, that's easy! Just have this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhWc2yzlGtk&feature=related] and this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdrYoTKgvU&feature=channel] playing during the final boss, and they'll not only be crying, they'll be shitting bricks as well! Two rocks, one bird! Waait...