How did you do that?

[darth jacen]

I sent in the Trojan Hors...Whale

How did you read the 400 page book in 400 minutes?

 

[axle 19]

There were only ten words per page.

How did you survive your trip through the wood chipper?

 

[Abort-retry-fail]

It was turned off.

How did you react when you found out that he waits behind the wall?

 

[Neonbob]

I punched through the wall and strangled him.

How did you save yourself from falling?

 

[LeonLethality]

Bungie cords and paranoia can save a life.

How did you make a doomsday device out of popsicle sticks?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I used one of Farnsworth's blueprints.

How did you beat Mike Tyson?

 

[Neonbob]

I spent millions of dollars and killed thousands of people to get their blood to fuel the machine of doom.

How did you get banned?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I had nothing better to do.

How did you survive the grues without a lantern or frotz?

 

[Neonbob]

Um...I used shotguns. Screw your ancient weapons!

How did you shoot your own face off with an arrow?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I used Castlevania DoA/AoA style magic.

How did you use a shotgun to kill a grue? Seriously, that doesn't make sense.

 

[axle 19]

The shotgun fired slugs made from one hundred percent anti-grue.
The paradoxical explosion was amazing.

How did you win a fight against Chuck Norris.

 

[darth jacen]

I called in Bruce Lee

How did you win March Mayhem single handed?

 

[axle 19]

I dropped a vote bomb on every website causing people to vote for me or lose their computer.

How did you catch 'em all?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hacks.

How did you start the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Magnatek]

I founded the Umbrella Corp.

How did you fight against the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Abort-retry-fail]

I used a BB-gun.

How did you survive the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I grabbed an assault rifle, found the L4D group, and went to kick some ass.

How did you end the zombie apocalypse? (I'm just going to ignore Abort since he was 3 hours late and there's no possible way you couldn't have seen the post before you...)

 

[Abort-retry-fail]

I bit a zombie, turns out that when you bite a zombie, you cure them. So I just bit them all.

How did you eat your fruit without a mouth?

 

[Asturiel]

With my foot.

How did you win that -23 to 199999999 gamble?