How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I had you watch Zombieland. Your brain fixed itself.

How did you get a new movie made for three dollars?

 

[mcgroobber]

i stole it from a poor orphan on the street who used a camcorder and 3 toothpicks

how did you canoe on a highway?

 

[ISawAFish]

I tied the canoe to a truck and just mad the arm movements.

How did you get away with pooping on Obamas' head?

 

[axle 19]

I told people it was for my health and a requirement for my insurance.
They bought it hook, line, and sinker.

How did you take the Coreolis Effect into account?

 

[Neonbob]

I moved the sight to the left some.

How did you find where I hid your legs?

 

[axle 19]

I followed the trail of blood.
On a related note anyone know how to do leg replacement surgery?

How did you keep me from bleeding out?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

I used Mighty Putty.

How did you like the movie?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't...it was an hour of horribleness.

How did you break a trophy?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I did it in the mmost epic way possible.
I'll give you time to process what that could mean.

How did you not nuke the dolphins?

 

[Neonbob]

They weren't in the right places.

How did you get intel on the mushroom men?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I planted tarantula bots on them.

How did you find all my tarantula bots?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

With dust mite bots.

How did you start a nuclear holocaust?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With nukes.
Duh...

How did you let me acquire said nukes?

 

[Norik]

You burned down my house for the insurance money.

How did you find Atlantis?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I read the scrolls that were under the Sphinx's paw.

How did you not know about that?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't follow you all the damn time, you know. Just some of it.

How did you avoid disaster?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Ghost powers.

How did you survive in the bunker while 10000 ravenous zombies rampaged right outside?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They were my zombies.

How did you not see that I became a lich?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Because I'm already the Dark Lich!

Therefore I do not need to pay attention to lower worms.

How did you survive my Gigaflare Spell?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a megashield umbrella.

How did you find the magical macguffin?