How did you do that?

[Aisaka]

I used the search bar.

How did you make that Rhino stop being angry?

 

[Omegatronacles]

I used aromatherapy and massage.

How did you find your steak?

 

[Neonbob]

I used my nose. And the A1 sauce led me to it.

How did you get a midget to jump?

 

[The Infinite]

I asked them to.

How did you destroy that tank?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a very large gun. It fires bullets the size of your arm. :-D

How did you get killed by recoil?

 

[The Infinite]

It was that damn gun you used, it ripped my bloody arm off it did.

How did the whales survive the nuking?

 

[Neonbob]

They dove a little too deep.
Then when they came up, they died from a horrible case of the bends.

How did you make it to the finals?

 

[brtshstel]

I'm just that damn good.

How did you convince them to buy that useless piece of garbage iPad?

 

[Neonbob]

I brainwashed the masses with flashy ads and promises of future potential.

How did you go bankrupt?

 

[SoloStoffe]

I gave all my money away since I thought it was fake...

How did you kill Jesus?

 

[Neonbob]

I put it in an absolute zero environment.
FUCK YOU IT'S POSSIBLE.

How did you contain energy in your fingers?

 

[axle 19]

I clenched my fists.
It's all tingly.

How did you destroy the one ring with your mind?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a telekinetic bastard.

How did you get in contact with Mike Tyson?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I called the number on his tigers collar

How did you see a bad movie when you are blind

 

[Neonbob]

Easily.
The film was projected into my mind.

How did you adjust your ears?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Easily, I installed mixers for my ears

How did you tune out the world

 

[Neonbob]

Going to sleep is a great thing you know.

How did you avoid addiction?

 

[brtshstel]

The best way to beat addiction is never to start in the first place.

How did you auto-tune the Epic Beard Man fight?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't. I refused to touch Auto-Tune. EVER.

How did you make that kind of crap popular?