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    Kojima Productions Announces Open World Metal Gear Solid Game

    My body is ready. I'll fetch the jiffy lube.
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    Game you've enjoyed most this year

    However, assuming that you choose not to count that as a game (which I suppose it isn't, honestly) then Crusader Kings 2 or (if we're allowed games from previous years) Deus Ex: Human Revoloution, Persona 3: Portable or Timesplitters: Future Perfect. I really haven't been playing many new...
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    Report Labels Habbo a "Pedophile Haven"

    Hey, Blackup, man! Let's not be hasty about this.
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    F2P Timesplitters 4 Could Happen (Probably Won't)

    Series of 3 FPS's released between 2000 and 2005. Decent single-player story (in the last two games) and some of the best split-screen multiplayer ever since. Went with a wacky, arcadey style, rather than the grim darkness of grim grey darkness shooters have gravitated towards in recent years...
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    Knight Errant

    Mmm. How long would it take for your boss to fire you when you ran around jumping on their flowerbeds and kid's turtles?
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    My views on the controversy over the new Hitman trailer.

    The only controversy I can justify perpetrating after seeing this trailer is questioning where the crap the black nun hid the RPG-7.
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    First Tron: Uprising Episode Rises Up Online

    Beck ends up not just failing, but completely blowing Tron's cover which lets him be corrupted by Clu. Oh, and the military girl derezzes Tesler. Totally calling it.
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    Have You Ever Heard Your Roomie(s)...

    Overexertion, I imagine. Judging by the noise, it had been a fair amount of pretty intense exercise, so I can't really blame her for it. Though once she noticed me, embaressment probably played a significant part too.
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    Have You Ever Heard Your Roomie(s)...

    Giving out post-sex muffins...? Are... Are you Jesus?
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    Have You Ever Heard Your Roomie(s)...

    Oh, yeah. By the sounds of it, she thought it'd be quieter in her bathroom, against the walls, for some reason. It really, really wasn't. If anything, the plumbing amplified it. Pretty hilarious the third time round, as I decided that if I was gonna have to sit it out, I might as well have...
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    You would watch this Pokemon anime

    Stripping summons Zebra pokemon. Good to know.
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    No Right Answer: Best Superhero Team Ever

    Pssh. Justice League should have won. They have Aquaman. They can use WHALES! WHAAAALLEEEESS!
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    Never forget your first...

    Either Midtown Madness 2, Mech Commander 2 or Tekken 2. I liked my sequels. "sonic screw driver" Oh, captcha, you devil, you!
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    Personality trait enheritance from your parents

    Picked up my mum's tendency for (as she puts it) "flatlining" (very little swing in moods, laid back personality) and my dad's crippling laziness and ability to waffle. It's glorious.
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    Name a game (or two) you never completed

    Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. ... I managed to finish every other MGS, but couldn't get further than halfway through PW due to Kojima's trolltastic unskippable-quicktime-interrogation-torture-mash-triangle-to-not-die scene halfway through a mission vital to advancing the plot. That said...