A few nights ago the couple who sleep in the room next to me were at it and just as he was finishing up the guy shouted out MORTAL KOMBAT! at the top of his lungs. As if that wasn't perfect enough, someone had evidently been outside their room when he said it and shouted back FINISH HER!
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actually, every time i heard it, i cranked my big ass peavy amp and set my phones mp3 to it and played "shes my cherry pie (poison) " "shook her all night long (ac/dc)" "fuck like a beast (WASP)" and "Cum feel the noise (quiet riot) "
yeah, my dorm was the best dorem to fuck in because fucking in my dorm had a soundtrack and everyone knew why the music played. The RAs loved it.
yeah, my dorm was the best dorem to fuck in because fucking in my dorm had a soundtrack and everyone knew why the music played. The RAs loved it.
I'm lost... why was her face red? Did she overheat or something?albinoterrorist said:
Ha... what they get. Living room floor. Honestly. Places like that you're just asking to get walked in on.Timberwolf0924 said:
To be honest, I used to pay my housemate back by purposely being louder and more obscene in my sex than she was in hers. I swear eventually it just became a big unspoken contest of "who can moan the loudest" between us.
Plus in addition to hearing her, I've seen it too. Not on purpose, but she knew that I tended to wander around the house with headphones on and music playing, they really should have locked the door if they were going to fuck in the bathroom. You've not known awkward until you've burst into the bathroom in the middle of a lip-syncing rendition of "Sweet Transvestite" to catch them in the bath-tub mid-thrust.
We eventually just ended up having a "heads up" system so when one of us was getting laid, the other person knew to stay clear of the immediate area. Really, I find it hard to hold it against her. However loud she could be, I could always be louder. And often was. Not that I did it on purpose, just the way I am.
Plus in addition to hearing her, I've seen it too. Not on purpose, but she knew that I tended to wander around the house with headphones on and music playing, they really should have locked the door if they were going to fuck in the bathroom. You've not known awkward until you've burst into the bathroom in the middle of a lip-syncing rendition of "Sweet Transvestite" to catch them in the bath-tub mid-thrust.
We eventually just ended up having a "heads up" system so when one of us was getting laid, the other person knew to stay clear of the immediate area. Really, I find it hard to hold it against her. However loud she could be, I could always be louder. And often was. Not that I did it on purpose, just the way I am.
I stayed in the med campus grad low-rises. So I never heard anything since everyone gets their own separate sound-proofed room. I know I never got any complaints, and I certainly didn't hear anything and wouldn't even know others had people over unless I walked out of my studio and saw them letting the partner in or out.
However I have heard such before, usually when at a friends house or traveling. That doesn't bother me at all. Being human is being human, and copulation is part of humanity. If they are using your bed or something without your permission, then that's a different story, "if it's not yours don't touch it." to the extreme.
However I have heard such before, usually when at a friends house or traveling. That doesn't bother me at all. Being human is being human, and copulation is part of humanity. If they are using your bed or something without your permission, then that's a different story, "if it's not yours don't touch it." to the extreme.
Quite a few times actually. One time I even walked in on my roommate because he "forgot" to call ahead saying that he was having a girl over or at the very least leave a tie on the door. On another occasion, I heard a pair going at it in the laundry room when I was about to fetch my clothes from the dryer. Hell, once when I was in a stall in my floor's bathroom I heard another pair of exhibitionists (or possibly the same ones) come in and do it in the showers. To this day I don't know whether or not they just forgot to check under the stalls or simply knew I was there.
I have, but nothing worth talking about. They did it; I heard it. End story.
On the other hand, there were a few guys I knew that were hanging out at one of their apartments when one of the roommates started going at it in an adjoining bedroom, and were getting pretty loud. In response, one of the guys started singing "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D, finally walking into the bedroom to serenade the couple directly. He got punched in the nuts.
On the other hand, there were a few guys I knew that were hanging out at one of their apartments when one of the roommates started going at it in an adjoining bedroom, and were getting pretty loud. In response, one of the guys started singing "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D, finally walking into the bedroom to serenade the couple directly. He got punched in the nuts.
Overexertion, I imagine.game-lover said:
Judging by the noise, it had been a fair amount of pretty intense exercise, so I can't really blame her for it.
Though once she noticed me, embaressment probably played a significant part too.
Ooh...
It's even worse when you're not sure if your roommates can hear you or not, and you're trying so hard to be as quiet as possible.
It's even worse when you're not sure if your roommates can hear you or not, and you're trying so hard to be as quiet as possible.
I never had a roommate i wasn't having sex with (besides my family). However I've lived in apartment complexs. and that... yeah. Like this one time our neighbors were having loud sex and banging the wall, so we started banging the wall back. It ended up in this competition where we kept trying to be the loudest... It ended when the cops knocked at the door with a noise complaint from our downstairs neighbors. police cockblock is worst cockblock...
then there was the time that my brother in law and his gf were over at my house with some friends for a friendly game of beer-pong. We were all drunk off our asses, and they decided the best idea would be to have sex in my bathroom. Loud sex, in my crappy half bath. Me and my friend were so drunk we couldn't figure out that we could drink without them. So basically we kept bothering them during their sex. They were pissed. we did finish our beer-pong game. Me and the gf ended up winning if you care.
then there was the time that my brother in law and his gf were over at my house with some friends for a friendly game of beer-pong. We were all drunk off our asses, and they decided the best idea would be to have sex in my bathroom. Loud sex, in my crappy half bath. Me and my friend were so drunk we couldn't figure out that we could drink without them. So basically we kept bothering them during their sex. They were pissed. we did finish our beer-pong game. Me and the gf ended up winning if you care.
And how horrified were you at the sight?! =PReservoirAngel said:
Was that before or after he had the opportunity to sing 'But then, I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRDDD!'?! XDScars Unseen said:
Actually, not as much as you'd expect me to be. Sure there was a naked woman there, which naturally should horrify me, but the upside of the equation was that her boyfriend at that time was incredibly hot and I essentially saw him naked. So really, it all balances out.SckizoBoy said:
... and in a certain state, I guess... ¬_¬ReservoirAngel said:
Only time I've been walked in on, the gf fell on my stomach and I dread to think how she looked to her sister... *snrk*
Indeed... if she hadn't been there it would have been an incredibly awesome moment.SckizoBoy said:
Even if she hadn't fallen, it still would have been the most awkward situation imaginable. As being walked in on during sex always is. And I speak as a man who has been walked in on my his mother while having sex that involved handcuffs... nothing can prepare you for that moment, or the awkward, embarrassed looks that persist for about a week afterwards.
Never happened to me but I would probably ignore it or simply reflect on it being the closest I would be ever likely to get.
For all the awkwardness that happened, I mention it only for the retrospective humour... picture a naked guy on the floor and a naked girl sitting legs splayed on top of his stomach in such a way that she obstructs view of the guy (except his lower half) while he's aroused... now imagine you're the girl's relative.ReservoirAngel said:
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Yeah!
Best Idea Ever...or at least for today. Next time I can hear the neighbours doing it I am totally putting this on.sky14kemea said:
But yeah, usually they weren't too bad about it and weren't banging on (lulz) all hours of the night, so we usually just shared a knowing look in the morning. My neighbours make all the weird noises though. It does mean that I'm not all that bothered about disturbing them though.
Given my earlier story I'll add another.
My most current ex was a screamer. And there were times when we'd be going at it and she would just scream out at 3am in the morning, and just keep getting louder and louder. It actually wasn't that much of a turn on, but it didn't turn me off either. Half the time I think she was just screaming to be screaming. (BTW: screaming = really loud moaning, not the rapey kinda scream)
After my graudation back in 05' 85% of the senior class met up at a camp site to party it up. Late at night we hear a girl just moaning and screaming and the guy just beating it up. Suddenly there's a loud pop and the two start laughing. They blew up the air mattress that the girl brought out with her.
My most current ex was a screamer. And there were times when we'd be going at it and she would just scream out at 3am in the morning, and just keep getting louder and louder. It actually wasn't that much of a turn on, but it didn't turn me off either. Half the time I think she was just screaming to be screaming. (BTW: screaming = really loud moaning, not the rapey kinda scream)
After my graudation back in 05' 85% of the senior class met up at a camp site to party it up. Late at night we hear a girl just moaning and screaming and the guy just beating it up. Suddenly there's a loud pop and the two start laughing. They blew up the air mattress that the girl brought out with her.
Well played sir. its the only wayBara_no_Hime said:**laughs**Rastien said:
That reminds me of my (slightly mean) habit of launching into fake orgasms when my friends were on the phone.
One particularly funny time, several of us were playing Sega Saturn at a friend's place, and he got a call from his parents. While continuing to play, I started gasping and moaning, and yelling "don't stop!" The effect was slightly spoiled by everyone cracking up seconds later.
Or another time when we were having a movie night, and a different friend had us pause the movie while he took a call. I started calling his name, and saying "Honey, come back to bed! I'm so close!" I have no idea who was on the other line, but he was not thrilled.
embarassment is key.