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I'm only 16, so no roommates for me. I did wake up to the sound of my sister's bed squeaking once. Judging by how I only heard one moan, they were trying so hard to be quiet too.
Yes. Repeatedly, in various different places. Really, I just got used to it eventually. At first it was weird but when you hear it often enough you just learn to stop giving a shit.
Besides whatever I heard from them, they heard similar from me and Jordan so I guess we're even.
Besides whatever I heard from them, they heard similar from me and Jordan so I guess we're even.
Eh, not that I can remember. Everyone get's a room to themselves at my college, and the walls are thick enough to drown out most noises. Good thing, too; I'm pretty sure I'd be too uncomfortable to do anything if I could hear someone I know getting it on in the background!
Yeah, I did. I wondered if it would be better to tell her I was able to hear it, or to let it go. I decided that she probably knew I could hear her, because in the attic you can practically hear someone straining on the toilet, so i just acted the way I felt about it. By sleeping.
I have. My roomate and his gf did not live together, and it was her birthday, so I guess he was in for a treat or something. Anyway: after a late night gaming session, I had to take a piss. I go out in the hallway and hear her moaning like crazy. To get to the bathroom, I had to go down the hallway, infront of his door, and the floor right infront of his door was messed up, so it was inncredibly squeaky. I figure I'll wait till they are done, as I don't want to be a cockblock. 30 minutes later, I am absolutely bursting, and as I can no longer hear sounds from their room I decide to go for it. But wouldn't you know, just 0,05 seconds before my foor hits the squeaky part of the floor, she lets out a loud orgasmic moan, abrubtly interrupted by the floor sound.
Now I look like a pervert. Awesome.
Now I look like a pervert. Awesome.
Bara_no_Hime said:I've had a three-way with an unmarried Catholic friend of mine and her boyfriend. And she's pious Catholic too. She's told me that she doesn't think God cares what she does with her body, as long as she's a good person. I have witnessed her having lesbian sex (with me), anal sex, and using condoms (that's was a fun evening). I imagine she had a lot to confess come Sunday.Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
My point being, the issue with your two roommates isn't their being Christians. It's just them being prudes. Trust me, I've slept with enough Christians to know.
Are all art colleges like this?
Can't speak for all of them but mine was.Bertylicious said:Bara_no_Hime said:I've had a three-way with an unmarried Catholic friend of mine and her boyfriend. And she's pious Catholic too. She's told me that she doesn't think God cares what she does with her body, as long as she's a good person. I have witnessed her having lesbian sex (with me), anal sex, and using condoms (that's was a fun evening). I imagine she had a lot to confess come Sunday.Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
My point being, the issue with your two roommates isn't their being Christians. It's just them being prudes. Trust me, I've slept with enough Christians to know.
God Damnit! My entire youth was mis-spent!ReservoirAngel said:Can't speak for all of them but mine was.Bertylicious said:Bara_no_Hime said:I've had a three-way with an unmarried Catholic friend of mine and her boyfriend. And she's pious Catholic too. She's told me that she doesn't think God cares what she does with her body, as long as she's a good person. I have witnessed her having lesbian sex (with me), anal sex, and using condoms (that's was a fun evening). I imagine she had a lot to confess come Sunday.Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
My point being, the issue with your two roommates isn't their being Christians. It's just them being prudes. Trust me, I've slept with enough Christians to know.
Was the sex at least so prevalent that the orgies with beautiful men and women became mechanical, unfulfilling, routine?
Err, I'm just gonna go transfer to my nearest art college, no reason...Bertylicious said:Bara_no_Hime said:I've had a three-way with an unmarried Catholic friend of mine and her boyfriend. And she's pious Catholic too. She's told me that she doesn't think God cares what she does with her body, as long as she's a good person. I have witnessed her having lesbian sex (with me), anal sex, and using condoms (that's was a fun evening). I imagine she had a lot to confess come Sunday.Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
My point being, the issue with your two roommates isn't their being Christians. It's just them being prudes. Trust me, I've slept with enough Christians to know.
Also i've heard roomies, if it's at a bad time or loud enough, i walk straight up to their door and tell up to shut the hell up.
Well I had to be silly and go and get myself into a monogamous relationship so my sex was mostly limited to that... but really, can orgies with beautiful people ever not be awesome?Bertylicious said:God Damnit! My entire youth was mis-spent!ReservoirAngel said:Can't speak for all of them but mine was.Bertylicious said:Bara_no_Hime said:I've had a three-way with an unmarried Catholic friend of mine and her boyfriend. And she's pious Catholic too. She's told me that she doesn't think God cares what she does with her body, as long as she's a good person. I have witnessed her having lesbian sex (with me), anal sex, and using condoms (that's was a fun evening). I imagine she had a lot to confess come Sunday.Bang Kaboom Ferrell said:
My point being, the issue with your two roommates isn't their being Christians. It's just them being prudes. Trust me, I've slept with enough Christians to know.
Was the sex at least so prevalent that the orgies with beautiful men and women became mechanical, unfulfilling, routine?
Though I don't think there were many orgies. Seemed to hear about threesomes with startling regularity though... plus the sheer volume of alcohol around was bound to lead to a lot of drunken goings-on.
Yes, and worse. I walked in on my roommate once. Why the hell would you do it in the living room without leaving me some sort of sign outside the door?! Wang's Chinese Restaurant or something >>
Anyway, that was embarrassing but that was about 2 years ago. Nowadays, I hear my neighbors go at it all the time ;__;
Anyway, that was embarrassing but that was about 2 years ago. Nowadays, I hear my neighbors go at it all the time ;__;
No, but I've overheard a couple of people in the apartment complex by my house.
Yes, it's a different building and everything.
Either that girl was just annoyingly loud in general or the guy must've been some sort of monster.
The most annoying part of it was lying there in bed, knowing that my parents and little sister were hearing the same things as me.
Yes, it's a different building and everything.
Either that girl was just annoyingly loud in general or the guy must've been some sort of monster.
The most annoying part of it was lying there in bed, knowing that my parents and little sister were hearing the same things as me.
The three-way I mentioned (not to mention the four-way) with the Cathcolic girl didn't happen at an art college.Bertylicious said:
It happened in my apartment.
... although I suppose it's true that she was a student at a liberal arts college at the time.
Wait, were you talking about three-ways, or just sex with Christians? Cause, it was when I was in undergrad at a liberal arts college that I had my very Christian boyfriend.
To be fair, all of my three, four, and five-ways have occurred while in a monogamous relationship, with my partner's approval (and, almost always, participation). After all, the easiest way to have a three-way is to be a couple and invite a third. Or another couple. Or another couple and a fifth. Etc.ReservoirAngel said:
Nah, just my mum on a few occasions :/
The most memorable was when my girlfriend and I were sat by the front door waiting for her dad to come pick her up, and then we started hearing noises. With remarkable speed the two of us suddenly became incredibly interested in playing with the cat, and talking to him in very loud, very fast voices.
After she left, my mum came downstairs in a dressing gown, and I just looked at her.
"Oh, is Helen gone?"
(continued glare) "Yep."
(slowly clueing in) ". . . oh no. You didn't, did you?"
"Yep."
Then we both burst into laughter, for some reason.
The most memorable was when my girlfriend and I were sat by the front door waiting for her dad to come pick her up, and then we started hearing noises. With remarkable speed the two of us suddenly became incredibly interested in playing with the cat, and talking to him in very loud, very fast voices.
After she left, my mum came downstairs in a dressing gown, and I just looked at her.
"Oh, is Helen gone?"
(continued glare) "Yep."
(slowly clueing in) ". . . oh no. You didn't, did you?"
"Yep."
Then we both burst into laughter, for some reason.