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    Adventures in originality: You are now the last character you played in a video game.

    Lo, I am Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 2. Fear the wrath of the master of time and space, immortal physics defying warlock and last son of Zeus and a Hispanic window cleaner. I'm video game Chuck Norris and it's awesome.
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    Adventures in originality: You are now the last character you played in a video game.

    Lo, I am Rico Rodriguez from Just Cause 2. Fear the wrath of the master of time and space, immortal physics defying warlock and last son of Zeus and a Hispanic window cleaner. I'm video game Chuck Norris and it's awesome.
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    A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

    Biggest crowd surf ever.
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    Oh Herro Escapist! What is your Avatar supposed to be?

    Mine is my own personal symbol which I just scribbled out one day. I use it in my signatures whenever I need to sign something officialish. It's my two favorite colors, purple and black.
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    What is the meaning of Life?

    To experience life of course. Either that, or that we have been put on this earth to drain the oil reserves of the planet as one draws pus from a wounded individual. Oil is toxic goo and it's humanities purpose to burn it all off.
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    Am i the only one who cares that New Vegas looks EXACTLY like Fallout 3?

    Hey man, I know what you mean. Like, New Vegas is exactly like Fallout 3 except with some changes. You know like how God of War 3 is like God of War 2 except for some changes. Or you know, how Super Mario Galaxy 2 is like Super Mario Galaxy with some changes. Or how Halo 3 is like Halo 2...
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    Hilarious Names of your Characters

    Ethan Poopsock Marcus Bloodfart