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    Worst first moments awake

    My word, I get this an awful lot! I hate it when it happens, because I always freak out and start to panic, desperatly trying to kick my legs or move my arms, but they... just... won't... work!!! Luckely it never last longer then a minute... Might have to find the warranty for my brain if it...
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    Most fucked up dream you've ever had?

    When I'm ill and reach high fevers, I have the most nightmarish recurring dream. I remember as a kid sitting in bed screaming "They're coming, they're coming", because I thought a whole horde of clowns, jugglers, etc where running up the stairs, about to burst into the room, trampling me...
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    You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

    Don't date. He will eat all your muffins! (and your soul afterwards)
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    If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

    I take it you forgot to take your ADHD prescription today? Edit: No fair, you changed your avatar after my post! :o
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    Grandma, age 72, to have a baby with her grandson.

    No, but, really, isn't this incest? Isn't this supossed to be illegal? I know they are not having the child between themselves, but there must be some hanky panky going down in the bedroom department... Oh dear, I believe I just made my stumach turn, do excuse me while I go vomit in this...
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    Poll: Scariest Doctor Who Monster

    Indeed! I voted Weeping Angels, but after reading through the posts I remember being more afraid of the empty child. The angels are a scary thought, but that kid really freaked me out every time he appeared in the episode.
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    I just threw up...

    My body temperature is always too low. Average body temperature is about 36.5?37.5 °C (98?100 °F). I'm always between 35-36 °C (95-96.8 °F). When I get to 37 °C (98.6 °F), I actually feel like I've got a fever!
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    I am 13 years old and what is this...

    But... I never said anything about wack :(
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    Can I Quote You on That?

    There you go, free fuzzyness all round! It's on me... OT: I also get kinda exited (no, not in THAT way, you freaks!) when I get quoted. Partially because I'm still new, I guess.
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    If you met God

    So.... seen any good films lately? And after gaining his trust, I'd probably start planning my world domination. Or possibly a zombie apocalypse, depending on my mood.
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    Awesome Ideas For Band Names

    Mongoloid porn inferno ...Oh dear God, after googling that I just found out it already exists! And here's me thinking my brain is original :( Allright, some more randomness then: Slug brothel (Just imagine. No really... imagine) The Menstruation Masters (But that would HAVE to be...
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    How did you do that?

    I stole it using a clever ruse. How did you find out my horrible secret?
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    Slap the keyboard.

    muyf Mingles under your foxes
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    Forum Codes

    Oh, right, sorry. I misread. Thought you said you hadn't found a page. My bad!
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    Forum Codes

    I believe this is what you are looking for? http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/markup_help.php