You should/shouldn't date the guy above me because...

[Argtee]

Date. His avatar is Samus!

 

[Asturiel]

Don't date, damn suit.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He stares too much!

 

[Yureina]

Date. He recognizes when people are watching him too much. That could be useful... maybe.

 

[Scde2]

Date. Blue is a nice color

 

[DoW Lowen]

No. Blue is not a nice color. NO!

 

[Vrex360]

Don't date him.

He's an evil dolphin.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Don't date him.

He sells dolphins to intergalatic-circuses so they can be whipped for general amusment.

 

[Queen Michael]

Don't date him, he chews with his mouth open.

 

[Tharwen]

Date him. He can play the viola pretty well.

 

[Argtee]

Date. I hear that he's very sincere.

 

[Totenkopf]

Date him already! He's offering you a MUFFIN!

 

[Arestra]

Don't date. He will eat all your muffins! (and your soul afterwards)

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. He will probably have a heart attack.

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. He's a compulsive lair.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. She will want to move to Uranus.

 

[Totenkopf]

Don't date. He doesn't like trips to space.

 

[Scde2]

Don't date. How will you "do it" with him?

 

[ShockValue]

Don't date him. That's all he thinks about.