Recent content by Artful_Gamer

I'm a bit too amazing for other people to handle Seriously though I have been told (on quite a few occasions) that my ego can be... overwhelming to put it kindly. You know how it is though, what I call a simple rendition of the truth other people label as bragging. Can't a guy just tell it...

The awkward moment when you splash water on your crotch while washing your hands in a public toilet... and your date's waiting outside

I always tend to make the most ridiculous hand gestures whenever I'm explaining anything regardless of the complexity or tone of the subject matter. That and when describing any kind of collision I always make this *click* kinda noise with my tongue on the roof of my mouth. People always tend to...

I quite like the twist of InFamous Really gives a new perspective on the entire game and sparked off a whole slew of speculation for InFamous 2, some of which was right such as

Making Money In any RPG I always amass enough gold to buy the entire fantasy world twice over. Too bad IRL I'm still a student working as a slave waiter just to get by.

Dragon's Didgeridoo I'd totally buy it

Fighting Shao Kahn at the end of Mortal Kombat. This fight is especially annoying since I had won the first round and the CPU did its usual RAWR round 1 lost! Time to cheat suddenly play far better than possible normal. Berserk mode Third round seems to be going OK 'till he lands an X-Ray...

Killzone 2 Radec on Veteran difficulty Bane of my existence... I do miss his voiceovers in the multiplayer though, Orlock doesn't even sould nearly as badass.

Watching the Euro's after my mates and I had been playing a load of FIFA... Rather than saying "That should've been a through ball" my first thought was genuinely "Why didn't he press triangle?" :P Also everytime a shot went really wide "Should've pressed R1 for a finesse shot" was the first...

Toy Commander The source of some of my finest childhood memories

Dark Void... I bought it for -£0.01 I had £5 on my GAME reward card (just as well I used it before they went bust) and the game cost £4.99. Bought the game just off the card and got a penny change :P

TMNT: Turtles in Time on the Super Nintendo, awww yea...

Genji: Days of the Blade I just kept getting lost (I didn't even think that was possible in a linear game) and eventually gave up :(

I personally almost never adjust the difficulty but that's probably just my stubborn ways. I can't think of a reason why the option shouldn't be there. If I want a constant challenge I'll just leave the difficulty where it is but if somebody else is breezing/struggling through the game it's...