Recent content by artstsym

Yahtzee, if by the slimmest of chances you are reading this, could you please replace all future Thomas Ruff moments with H.P. Lovecraft instead?

I would be the BEST PIZZA DELIVERY MAN IN THE WORLD. "A slice of time: 30 seconds or it's free!"

I've seen this kind of behavior before actually... Working in a garden center, you get used to having to put certain plants on sale (because live plants do not last very long, especially not in 100 degree heat), but there are several companies which we have contracts with which do not allow...

I'd have to agree that the best achievements are the ones that challenge the player in ways that aren't intrinsic to the game, but certainly possible given its mechanics. For example, the Dastardly Achievement was a delightful surprise in Red Dead Redemption, and it made me want to continue the...

I am all of the citizens of Delhi. WHO'S GOT THE NUKES NOW, GHANDI?

Alright! Looks like it's time for another round of the JackAttack! Was getting kinda boring around here, anyway.

1. So then why bother using it? 2. See #1. 3. Glad we've covered this. Nothing to say here. 4. Yeah, I'm sorry he didn't have the balls of steel you have, Sweeney, but different people judge situations in different ways. The consensus here seems to be that it was a life-threatening scenario...

Talk about over-analyzing it. Seriously, are you scraping the bottom of the barrel on your first episode, Bob? That's not a good sign. It may have sounded like gold to you, but let me throw your argument back to you, in so many words: Halo is racist (and promoting the master race) because...

So after an entire game of trying (in vain) to get it on with Alistair, I've come to several conclusions: 1) Goody-good paladin types are extremely lame, 2) Dragon Age: Origins is a rather bland - if professional - RPG that brings almost nothing new to the table and 3) The thief or whatever...

HA! My former gf is the reason I'm playing WoW. Now, limits? Yeah, a few, but I get it if you're the healer of your guild or whatever, just try to balance your time well. I'm saying I'd make the same commitment, and to not expect the same would make the whole relationship kinda... false? But...

If this game is responsible for that horrendously awful stealth level in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield, then I am going to murder it. Or just everyone at Ubisoft.

That was a 16 second NO. Impressive.

You know, there is such a thing as a fear of success, and when a company that copyrighted "videogame insanity" switches to something like this, I think this MUST be the reason.

Whew! I was worried I was the only one on to some kind of conspiracy or something...

Well, if we were to follow Indigo Dingo's Killzone shot for shot, you'd be dead before the end of the first level. I always like the "winner takes a shot" method, because it's a good equalizer. That and the people who can beat me have no stomach for whisky.