Recent content by Ascaryrobot

Also Sonic 2

Sonic 2

I convinced my mate that it's ok to piss on the streets of Poland as long as he was facing away from the street. He still believes it. It's been years, and gallons of piss later.

Masturbate, without thought or pause for an entire 7 days. Also stare at a mirror. I'm a lonely man.

Sad as it is, yeah I already got halfway through the first time so I spose I could do it.

Gandhi looks strangely like Dr. Robotnkik.

I'd be blasting through Green Hill Zone like a hero.

You're awfully patient. I prefer the "spout anti-religious messages till I get clocked on the jaw" approach, this method works when they use it....

What if they try to push their beliefs upon you?

Yeah I'm often confused with Bruce Campbell, apparently we look very similar.

People who don't admit they're wrong, people who are high and mighty, snobs, Katy Perry, Family Guy, Elitists, 313371575, Cloud, Shadow the Hedgehog, people who talk too much, people who sit there silently when you're going for conversations, Emo's, Chavs, "Girl Gamers", Console war flamers...

Are you really so intellectually vapid that you think everyone is exactly the same? You can't really be so stupid? Of course, no one could possibly be a socially inept, angry introverted bastard. Everyone has to be just like you and because you're not special no one can have any sort of...

Yes of course, deriving enjoyment from tossing small children to the ground, what a delightful shade of gray. And please don't belittle my intelligence by suggesting I fall for that movie horseshit, I still get flashes of those feelings and they're not like anger or even sadism, it's just and...

I was introverted and spent most of my time pushing over other kids, hitting adults and generally hurting people. Total dickweed mode, so yeah, yeah I was on the path to "evil" (read: bullying arsehole)

Yes, and lose Mortal Kombat, no thanks mate. Censor your own stupid ideas.