Recent content by Benedict Wolfe

The video player won't let me skip to whichever part of the play through I choose: Whenever I click the progress bar or the progress marker the video pauses or unpauses.

Okay, so it would seem my new boss's every attempt to communicate with me will result in me first losing my mind and then dying from cerebral failure. I may have to have a word with HR about this.

Little Big Adventure (MS-DOS) to Vista. *sigh*

You hope he gets shot? The squirrel was suspected of being rabid and since the officer didn't have the proper equipment for handling it, he was left with two options: Rendering it harmless or killing it outright. He chose to mace it after which it was transported away and released into the wild...

Have to go with Battlefield 1942, strangely. Even though I got my ass kicked, I kept coming back for more.

Thank you, guys! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Can you say "Infiniminer"?

I'd say the original Kain (Blood Omen) or Gabriel Angelos (Dawn of War).

Yes; I do believe there is an artifact named the Book of Vile Darkness, hence the name of the supplement that came along later. In any case: I obviously don't LIKE the D&D films, but I have a fondness for the first one, but the second is atrocious (the only good part was Nim the Thief).

You mean Inuits and Siberians aren't dark skinned? I bet that will come as a surprise to them when they find out.

Doesn't it bother anyone that he's holding a pair of Wii remotes? Not sure if he's really using the movement of his body to control the game. I call shenanigans.

I doubt it: I have no plans on playing this title. It looks like I'll be going retro for the foreseeable future, what with the upcoming titles. Hard to get excited for new games nowadays.

I wasn't talking about grittiness, I meant the Diablo trailers are low quality; barely more than rendered graphics engine machinima.

Ugh; well it's a good thing she takes the time to apply makeup and lip-gloss every morning before hitting the road. Oh I liked the Amazon well enough, but when you hit this level of detail, a bit more creativity would have been nice. Also; how come Starcraft and WoW's cinematic trailers...

People do realise that Yahtzee has said, to effect, the very same thing in both (I think) his reviews of the Gears of Wars games, right? Did he have to apologize too?