Recent content by biofiend

And now the story of a family that lost everything, and the one air bender who had no choice but to keep them all together. This is Avatar Development. ...but I believe: Michael Bluth can save the world.

I'm trying to figure out a way implying that you are a massive **** without getting in too much trouble. Oh well. Guess I'm just not smart enough. You probably are though.

What's with all the manly-hate? Do I get laid because people confuse me with Shinji Ikari? At conventions. Do I get laid because I have amazing balls of steel? I like to think so. Am I in a happy relationship with a smart and independent woman because I sleep around when she's not looking...

Fair enough. I understand sexuality in the dominant/submissive sense to believe you -or at least to believe that you're being honest, but I'm starting to resent the gender-assignment you use. I've had my fair share of headbutts with girls who are very physically-driven. But I'm not looking to...

So at what point would his weight become an issue for your sexual attraction? You can claim -or, lie, as I'd accuse- that you'll love someone no matter what their current state of health and fitness, but you can't pretend that sexuality works in that fashion. I'm not accusing you of anything...

Okay then, fine, but I want to know whether or not you two are going soft or big or whatnot at the same rate, or if one person is ahead of the other.

What kind of shape are you and your boyfriend in?

Do we get anything for increasing our post count? I think I'm on seven, or some such. Damn.

I'm just trying to figure out the purpose of this forum. Best I can tell is that everyone wants to get angry and group up against a -for all intents and purposes- nonexistent enemy. But no one is starting a petition or offering a counter point. Where's the fun in spending the time to go "I agree"?

I wonder how many people are going to post to the effect of "I agree, that's a crass article." Are there any other, more interesting, opinions?

See, that's why I only date anorexic girls. I never have to deal with these kinda problems! Win-win. God I love being attractive and only associating with other attractive people.

Let's lighten the mood. I have the audacity to be smugly sure that I possess the most awesome suicide story. The final word on my aunt's suicide when I was twelve was thus: she had split personalities. One of which was disturbingly christian, while the other was gay. The christian side, being...

1) Male, twenty, fond of story-telling and exercising. Critical and cynical beyond the lovable principality, and I despise online public forums -this is something near my fourth post. Oh, I just bought an electronic cigarette, so infer something from that, because I haven't yet. 2) Drawn...

The mornings were cold year-round. That was frustrating. Vigil lit a cigarette and massaged his numbed ears for a minute. That wasn't the best idea. In most cases, the onomatopoeia associated with zombies was a moan. A 'why me' or 'I'm bloody starving' guttural sound only occasionally...

It was kind of like an ant farm. From this high up the broken city wasn't all that different from trails blazed through dirt and grime. Little shapes meandered stupidly below the boy's feet, mildly swarmed at the base of the city bank where Phander was perched. The dead that had caught wind...