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Reaver from Fable 2. He's supposed to be this magnificent bastard, but he ends up being just a bastard. He tries to have you killed, shoots an innocent and friendly man for no reason, claims credit for everything you've done, and the game has the nerve to big him up like he's the god damned hero...

I despised Mirror's Edge, so I probably won't like Dishonored too much. Something about first person parkour just bugs me. If it looks intriguing enough, I might get it towards the end of the year, but Borderlands 2 and Hitman Absolution pretty much have my full attention this year.

What pissed me off about him is how he was this untouchable badass in cutscenes who would always defeat you and your squad while jumping around swinging his Katana around like in an old kung fu movie, yet in between my encounters with him I could blast through hundreds of Cerberus forces without...

My little brother does Minecraft lets plays with his friends. He's 12, I think that says enough about the quality of them. If you think you have the stomach, I dare you to watch them without cringing or closing out within 10 seconds. Yes, that's my dad in the background on a work call throughout...

WoW. It tears at your very soul and leaves you a brain-dead husk incapable of any thought or action besides the game. Your life revolves around WoW instead of WoW revolving around your life. You can deny that the game isn't addictive or harmful, but then you're just sounding like the many drug...

Very exciting new for all the people who were disheartened by the absence of 47's classic voice actor, David Bateson, in Hitman: Absolution. David is back, and he's voicing 47 in Absolution once again. I hated the new voice actor with all of my heart, and I almost considered not buying the game...

There's a new DLC coming out for Ghost Recon Future Soldier on September 11th (Great choice for a date by the way) called "Raven Strike". It's a single player only DLC, which I'm especially excited about, considering I love the single player in Future Soldier but think the multiplayer is "meh"...

I love it! The environments are beautiful and well detailed, the animation is fluid and fantastic (especially the bloody slow-mo kills), the story and dialogue were great (and extremely dark and depressing, by the way), the enemy A.I is some of the best I've seen, and the gunplay is satisfying...

I'd like Keepard as a squadmate. He could use his mind-melting powers to kill enemies.

Somethings always bothered me about Handsome Jack. It looks like his face from the forehead down has been "grafted on". Is he possibly one of Mad Moxxi's husbands, the one who got shot in the face?

-I enjoyed Splinter Cell Conviction. -Fallout New Vegas is one of the worst designed games of all time. -World of Warcraft gets better and better each expansion. -Nathan Drake is a good character. -Assassins Creed Revelations is worse than MW3. -Deus Ex Human Revolution has one...

I was planning on buying Borderlands 2 long before it was announced. I thought there was literally no way they could fuck up the sequel. Seeing the very first gameplay videos only affirmed what I thought the game would look like. It's everything great about the first Borderlands multiplied by...

Behold, the reason why I prefer to stay the fuck away from brony gatherings, and brony websites in general! I really like the show, but I despise almost every aspect of the fandom. There's just so much wrong with it. The brony artists who e-beg for donations of their drawings of...

Out of shape, obsessive WoW player with little social life and almost no friends. I wasn't overweight, but I was extremely weak and would tire out after jogging for less than one minute. I got good grades, but I was a bastard, annoying and teasing other classmates constantly and making no...

Oh yes, the Hitman series has NEVER been over-the-top or featured sexualized violence before. Nor have the previous Hitman games featured such excessive and brutal violence. Killer nuns are completely out of place for Hitman. So yeah guys, lets all get worked up over...