Recent content by Bloodwings

One question: Why does this spider have 9 legs?

I'm sure that that's just two spiders put together. Anyways, if I encountered the big blue spider, my only answer: Kill it. Kill the shit out of it and burn the body. Then I'd toss the body in a recently dug deep hole and throw a molotov in there. Just to make sure.

So far I've read all three books three times. Yes, I agree they were terrible- Eldest was the worst of all- all the stupid lessons from Teacher McOldstien and Three-legged Goldy there just ruined the book. Seriously, that was all filler practically. Also, seriously? He had to observe ants...

Favorite Classes: Spy and Engineer. There's a thrill in being a dick and putting your turret in the most hilariously unreachable area (if anyone has played 2Fort, the tunnels with the little platform in between the base and the exit is a great turret spot, which always gets me a few laughs as...

Well...What about robo-fleas? Yeah! Screw the stupid fleas, robo-fleas are 'teh sh-t.'

The old 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,' law by Hammurabi? Seriously. I thought we were supposed to be talking about how rabbits, wolves, monkeys and other things are supposed to think of the retards committing suicide. In the case of a carnivores mind: Free meal! However, my two...

I'll agree with that, damn straight. Although I never use my VHS I still sometimes bust out the record player complete with huge disk and listen to that b-tch for however long I feel like.

Two things, really. - A video tape player (You know, the one where you have to insert the black boxes.) Seriously, who has a video tape player anymore? I do. I believe mine is a VHS. - A record player. Again, who owns one? Everyone can get music/videos on CDs now. Thank God I have an HD TV...

Video games, definitely. Not like I care for people much, I'm used to being ignored/ alone. Not by my family of course, 'cause that would be classified as abuse, I believe.

Minda or whatever her name was from Twilight Princess. I mean after the game was finished, when she wasn't that stupid annoying imp-creature. Or Ruto. I've always liked Ruto. In either case, I'd be living under Lake Hylia. (Go blue tunics!)