You are now Link in Ocarina of Time.

[Lenvoran]

Don't forget. Majora's Mask Link is the same Link as Ocarina of Time Link. Hmm... Maybe those dancer twins. Or Lulu, the Zora chick in that rock band of theirs.

 

[Grayjack]

Malon. Although she does call you "fairy boy" all the time. We'll have to work on that.

 

[GrimHeaper]

And you are not bothered by saving the world or any of that heroic nonsense.

You just want to find a girlfriend.

You also have to pick somewhere to live.
Everyone is available.

Who do you pick?


I pick Malon..

And live in Kakariko

You have been playing that game I see, shame on you...
I chose Twinrova combined.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Funny how people assume that Link is straight. I'm racking my brain trying to think of a gayer video game character.

How is Link gay?

Actually, how many gay men chase after a blonde girl all their life and next lives?

I'd like to think that Link's to innocent/childish of nature to even think or romance of sex.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

A girlfriend?

[small]*ahem*[/small]

"Tell me, Mr. Link...what good is a girlfriend...if you're unable to speak?"

Link can telepathicaly relay his words to others.

 

[AngelicSven]

Twinrova. Done.

 

[SinorKirby]

Ruto. Living underwater would be awesome, and Link kinda promised to marry her by taking the Zora wedding ring. Of course, all of this would have to be as young Link, since there is no adult Link and all the major girls are sages and thus unavailable.

So...no one would know you had saved the world, thus making this thread pointless. But since it will continue anyways, CONTINUE.

On second thought, Zelda. She has elf ears, doesn't she? Yep, Zelda.

They ALL have elf ears. Except Ruto I think.

Funny how people assume that Link is straight. I'm racking my brain trying to think of a gayer video game character.

According to my friend, young Link in OOT3D looks like a female crossdresser.

 

[The Heik]

And you are not bothered by saving the world or any of that heroic nonsense.

You just want to find a girlfriend.

You also have to pick somewhere to live.
Everyone is available.

Who do you pick?


I pick Malon..

And live in Kakariko

So, I'm Link......

Spoiler: *ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

oh wait....

*re ahem*

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OT: Honestly, whoever I find who complements me. There's an entire digital world out there!
And as for location, Veil Falls, as I've always been a big fan of waterfalls. Their sound is soothing and they can present me with an effectively limitless supply of power.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Man, puberty sucks, I wish I could skip it.

Hey look, I can!

OT: Sheik, the better Zelda.

Spoiler: damn right

 

[Dorian6]

Ruto.

I assume the Zora have gills so they can breath while their mouths are otherwise occupied...

I'm no marine biologist, but I'm pretty sure that's not how gills work

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Human form Gannon and then we take over the world together in a glorious storm of villainy.

because that's how I roll.

 

[Bloodwings]

Minda or whatever her name was from Twilight Princess. I mean after the game was finished, when she wasn't that stupid annoying imp-creature.
Or Ruto. I've always liked Ruto.

In either case, I'd be living under Lake Hylia. (Go blue tunics!)

 

[SinorKirby]

And as for location, Veil Falls, as I've always been a big fan of waterfalls. Their sound is soothing and they can present me with an effectively limitless supply of power.

Where the heck are the Veil Falls? I don't remember those in Ocarina of Time, and I've been playing a lot of it recently.

EDIT:

Minda or whatever her name was from Twilight Princess. I mean after the game was finished, when she wasn't that stupid annoying imp-creature.

This is Ocarina of Time. Midna was in Twilight Princess. The topic is specifically about Ocarina of Time.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Man, puberty sucks, I wish I could skip it.

Hey look, I can!

OT: Sheik, the better Zelda.

Spoiler: damn right

Even though Sheik is Zelda, she's portrayed as a guy...

 

[kayisking]

I wonder if Ganöndorf is single.

 

[Palademon]

Arn't Zelda and Ruto unavailable though? As Sages they had to stay in the Sacred Realm to keep Gannondorf locked in there.

Which leaves you with Malon or Saria. Saria being a perpetual child i'm going with Malon.

edit-sacred realm not spirit realm.

Saria is a sage too. So with your logic your mind was made up for you.

 

[Catfood220]

The great deku tree.

Wait, later in the game that might count as necrophilia...

I think that after you do the Forest Temple it may actually count as paedophilia.

 

[Slash Dementia]

If I were Link, and single, I wouldn't bother with any of them. All they do is stand there and repeat the same line over and over unless I do something in the story-line. And still, after that, they just repeat the next line and tell me to do something. It's like a real argument, because no matter what you say, they'll bring up something for you to do and they won't let you forget it. Days could go by and they still won't let you forget that they're in charge and you're just supposed to go out and do their bidding.

"Oh, honey, can you bring me that water medallion I want so much?"
"But I want to do something else."
"Oh, honey, can you bring me that water medallion I want so much?"
"Right now?"
"Oh, honey, can you bring me that water medallion I want so much?"
"But I'm tired."
"Oh, honey, can you bring me that water medallion I want so much?"
"Fine, I'll go get you that water medallion!"

Then you bring it, and she asks you for something else, or she talks about her problems. And there you are, listening and listening, wondering when it's going to end, then, finally she tells you to bring her something else. God, it's like a real gir-.. Hm.

Spoiler

I'm kidding.

I'll just be out and about killing things, collecting rupees, and playing with bombchus.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Man, puberty sucks, I wish I could skip it.

Hey look, I can!

OT: Sheik, the better Zelda.

Spoiler: damn right

Even though Sheik is Zelda, she's portrayed as a guy...

Is that really so bad? I think it's a more interesting world when exploring new situations. Besides, as Link, I don't give a damn what people view me as, I'd be happy with Sheik.

It'd be a funny situation though, seeing Link and Sheik walking through town holding hands, Sheik would be the embarrassed one.

 

[Harbinger_]

Most of the women in the game kind of take Link for granted. Screw them. Also I'd probably use on the dungeons as my home-base after I destroyed all the monsters and whatever is allowing them to keep getting spit back in there.