You are now Link in Ocarina of Time.

[Sean Hollyman]

All of them, You know they all want it..... Fine sarah i guess

While I agree with your first point, there wasn't anyone called Sarah in the game... was there?
EDIT: You meant Saria, right? I didn't realise that at first >.<

Master Ch33f thinks her name is Sarah

 

[Scabadus]

I think I'd try to win over Malon, she seemed like a nice person as a child and ended up fairly good looking as an adult, hopefully without the crawling evil over the land she'd keep some of that cheerfulness as she grew older. I do remember thinking that Zelda looked good (no, adult Zelda) back when Ocarina of Time could still be said to have amazing graphics, but if I chose her I'd have to deal with royalty... ick. Ruto you're actually engaged to by the end of the story, if memory serves, but I'll be honest: fish-women never have done and probably never will do it for me (cue people posting pictures of fish-people anime girls to prove me wrong... please, try to resist). I'm very suspicious of the Gerudos, why are thre no men in their camp... at all? Do they pull a praying-mantis and eat them aftr sex or something? Risk/Reward: not worth it.

 

[Pyramid Head]

Since i wouldn't have to save the world i'd become sexually frustrated at 15 when i find out Kokiri never mature, find out i'm not a Kokiri to begin with and then go out into the world, explore, murder monsters who appeared in Hyrule naturally, then i'd probably settle with Malon since the Garudo's would try to kill me and Zelda would be busy since she wouldn't have the "Hide from Ganondorf" excuse when she came out of the closet as a transvestite and would be taking heat from the royal family.

 

[geK0]

The owl

 

[HumpinHop]

Everyone is available? As in everyone?

Queen Gahmora. Might inherit some spidey powers.

 

[Rooster893]

Malon or Ruto.

One is pretty cute and the other is....oddly sexy....

 

[Caveworm]

All of them, You know they all want it..... Fine sarah i guess

*face palm *. Of course. Sheik was. I don't derserve. anyone after that mistake .
While I agree with your first point, there wasn't anyone called Sarah in the game... was there?
EDIT: You meant Saria, right? I didn't realise that at first >.<

*facepalm *. Of course. she was Sheik . I dont derserve anyone. after that that mistake. .Was Sheik a boy or a girl? I can't remember. He/She had a bad boy/girl thing going on...

Sheik was Zelda. So there you go

*facepalm* Of course she was Sheik. I dont derserve anyone after that mistake.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Koume and Kotake

Ooof threesome

 

[Treblaine]

And you are not bothered by saving the world or any of that heroic nonsense.

You just want to find a girlfriend.

by slashing endless bushes in Hyrule field for rupees.

 

[King Toasty]

The chickens. All of them.

Seriously though, I'd play DND.

 

[TheDutchin]

Saria, Kakariko Village, just to keep it simple, and I was SO DISAPPOINT when I realized that I was supposed to think Zelda > Saria, NO. Yeah you talk to Zelda more in the game but before the game even starts you grow up with Saria

 

[coolkirb]

The happy mask guy, why beacause he would be a sugar daddy.

 

[Radoh]

If I'm Link then the last thing on my mind is the Lady-folk. Sorry, but the Hero of Time is destined for more than just women, he needs to stay vigilant and defend against the monster horde, lest Hyrule be overtaken again.

 

[the spud]

The great deku tree.

Wait, later in the game that might count as necrophilia...

Then I pick old hag.

 

[Ironsouled]

Ruto.

I assume the Zora have gills so they can breath while their mouths are otherwise occupied...

I think that you have to be under water for that to work

*Thinks about it*

Oh, oh GOD!

OT: What about that girl from Lon Lon Ranch? Malon?

Funny how people assume that Link is straight. I'm racking my brain trying to think of a gayer video game character.

Whats-his-name from DA:O. That elf I never brought along with me? I think he wins

Zevran? All of my characters liked him... anyways...

OT: I'd make as if I was serious for Zelda, then choose none and/or Jabu Jabu and stay the hell away from them.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I dunno. Im probably too busy getting raped by the big tree.

(Think about it. Some perverted old tree who hires fairies aka the prostitutes of the Kakariko to lure small children into his nest, where he spends hours with them.... Hes also into bondage which is why the children are required to bring a sword before they enter his dark nest... That great tree is a pimp)

No seriously. No idea. I cant even begin to think about characters in Zelda in that way.

Aahahahahaah!