You are now Link in Ocarina of Time.

[LiberalSquirrel]

As Link, my first action would not be to get a girlfriend. It would be to ditch those white leggings. Ugh.

And then, as a straight woman... er, I'd be in trouble. Sheik is kinda sorta male, though, and she's pretty badass, so I guess...?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Malon.


and soon I owned Lon-Lon Ranch! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

 

[New York Patrick]

I'd pick Malon.

However, I would promptly get the hell out of Hyrule with her and my horse...

Seriously, after Ganon stealing the triforce and turning the realm into a shithole THAT MANY TIMES, you wonder why no one else would have left...

 

[Pedro The Hutt]

I'd be too busy appreciating how awesome my voice is. And if I really had to go for a girl, probably Malon, or, y'know, Zelda. She seems to dig guys with awesome voices who make wearing green work.

 

[Yoshemo]

A redead! He'd hump me alllllll night

 

[SeriousIssues]

Zelda.
One hot princess.

 

[Sacman]

Funny how people assume that Link is straight. I'm racking my brain trying to think of a gayer video game character.

lol you win this thread...<.<

 

[captaincabbage]

And you are not bothered by saving the world or any of that heroic nonsense.

You just want to find a girlfriend.

by slashing endless bushes in Hyrule field for rupees.

This. A thousand time this.

 

[Giantpanda602]

Save Hyrule
Threesome with Zelda and Saria.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

Going with Saria, probably gonna live in Kakariko.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If I'm Link then the last thing on my mind is the Lady-folk. Sorry, but the Hero of Time is destined for more than just women, he needs to stay vigilant and defend against the monster horde, lest Hyrule be overtaken again.

Pssh, honor. Let someone else deal with Gannondorf, I just want that Zora girl XD

 

[Rems]

Arn't Zelda and Ruto unavailable though? As Sages they had to stay in the Sacred Realm to keep Gannondorf locked in there.

Which leaves you with Malon or Saria. Saria being a perpetual child i'm going with Malon.

edit-sacred realm not spirit realm.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I'd give a Stalfos a boner

Geddit?

 

[Toriver]

Funny how people assume that Link is straight. I'm racking my brain trying to think of a gayer video game character.

King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy. You don't get gayer than that. Oh, wait, Cho Aniki... you don't get gayer than THAT.

But anyway, on-topic, I would have a very tough time choosing between a nice life in the country on Lon Lon Ranch with Malon, or luxury in the palace (and eventually becoming king) with Zelda. That is a tough decision... but yeah, Malon or Zelda.

 

[Sandernista]

Threesome with Zelda and Anju.

Maybe a little Ruto on the side.

 

[almostgold]

Gerudo Harem!


Free gems on their foreheads too, for when you get tired of them...

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Malon.

 

[jhlip]

I pick Princess Ritu, and live in Kakariko. The second thing I do after marrying her and moving to that quaint little village is to kill Navi cause to hell I am having that bug try to have me Z target my new wife on our honeymoon.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The premise itself confounds me. Given that Ganondorf is in power, there would be essentially no place to go where I and Ruto could be happy. I'd have to save the damn place.

But I would pick Ruto. I would pick her for the same reason I romance aliens as opposed to humans in Mass Effect. It's the most different.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

A girlfriend?

[small]*ahem*[/small]

"Tell me, Mr. Link...what good is a girlfriend...if you're unable to speak?"