You are now Link in Ocarina of Time.

[Pearwood]

Sheik was Zelda. So there you go

If you ask a slashficcer you might find a lot of them think the magical disguise turned her into a man for a while. Any excuse for slash

I'd go with Saria. She's a Kokiri just like me and I could do a hell of a lot worse than one of the Seven Sages.

 

[Richardplex]

To the problem that many girls are unavailable because they are sages, I present to you the solution: The location is the sage room. Yes the other sages will be watching, but I don't think it is creepy at all...

 

[Canid117]

Zelda. The most unattainable girl must be the best, right? Well, back to that quest. If she says no, her daddy owes me a debt so he'll make her marry me.

I think thats rape...

 

[Exius Xavarus]

Ruto.

I assume the Zora have gills so they can breath while their mouths are otherwise occupied...

I think that you have to be under water for that to work

*Thinks about it*

Oh, oh GOD!

OT: What about that girl from Lon Lon Ranch? Malon?

Funny how people assume that Link is straight. I'm racking my brain trying to think of a gayer video game character.

Whats-his-name from DA:O. That elf I never brought along with me? I think he wins

Zevran goes both ways. :s

On-Topic: I'm gonna go with Nabooru. In Hylia Field.

 

[mew4ever23]

Hmm..

Step 1: Navi Dies.

Step 2: Get together with Ruto.

 

[Treefingers]

Definitely Malon. She's a total babe.

 

[The Heik]

And as for location, Veil Falls, as I've always been a big fan of waterfalls. Their sound is soothing and they can present me with an effectively limitless supply of power.

Where the heck are the Veil Falls? I don't remember those in Ocarina of Time, and I've been playing a lot of it recently.

Oh, Ocarina of time. My bad, the Veil Falls were from the Minish Cap.

OK, for Ocarina of Time.....the Water Temple! (for exactly the same reasons)

 

[MisterM2402]

All of them, You know they all want it..... Fine sarah i guess

*face palm *. Of course. Sheik was. I don't derserve. anyone after that mistake .
While I agree with your first point, there wasn't anyone called Sarah in the game... was there?
EDIT: You meant Saria, right? I didn't realise that at first >.<

*facepalm *. Of course. she was Sheik . I dont derserve anyone. after that that mistake. .Was Sheik a boy or a girl? I can't remember. He/She had a bad boy/girl thing going on...

Sheik was Zelda. So there you go

*facepalm* Of course she was Sheik. I dont derserve anyone after that mistake.

Everyone makes mistakes hehe You don't get no one, you just get the employee at the Bombchu Bowling Alley (she only has the upper half of her body) XD
Also, you don't seem to know where to put your reply - you typed out "*facepalm* Of course she was Sheik. I dont derserve anyone after that mistake." 3 separate times haha

 

[Nieroshai]

Zelda. The most unattainable girl must be the best, right? Well, back to that quest. If she says no, her daddy owes me a debt so he'll make her marry me.

I think thats rape...

No, it's a shotgun wedding. There's a legal difference, and hey she doesn't HAVE to have sex as long as I'm just in it to be king.

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Sheik, wait Sheik's NOT a guy...never mind then...

 

[Canid117]

Zelda. The most unattainable girl must be the best, right? Well, back to that quest. If she says no, her daddy owes me a debt so he'll make her marry me.

I think thats rape...

No, it's a shotgun wedding. There's a legal difference, and hey she doesn't HAVE to have sex as long as I'm just in it to be king.

I'm getting some serious rape vibes off this plan. Best to abandon it and develop sexual tension over a period of time.