Recent content by Bobby Newmark

What I watched as a kid: The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Willow, Return To Oz, Nausicaa, The Sword In The Stone, The Goonies, Hook, Flight Of The Navigator Oh, and Time Bandits and The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen. Good stuff.

BRIEFCASE BATTLES! In which an army of zombie nazis have taken over your office building and only YOU can stand up to 'em with your brick-filled briefcase and razor wit! Don't forget to collect power-ups at your powerlunches and professional pow-wows!

I like a bit of Bad Brains every now and again. It's reggae/metal.

A while back in was knee-deep in the various Eternal Champion books by Michael Moorcock - the Elric sagas in particular. I hadn't read the first one, though I'd searched high and low through bookshops old and new. Then when I went to visit Gran at the hospital I found it for 20c in a bargain bin...

I like ginger beer! It's gingery and refreshing! :)

Photoshop is the Devil. Use a pen you goddamned cheaters.

Bad Taste. It's appalling.

Black Isle! *sob* Whoop, sorry 'bout that.

Black Isle! *sob*

Arr mateys, there be plenty of dangerous nasties in Australian waters. Those stonefish things don't mess around. Also we've got these things that jump outta trees and ambush American tourists.

I'm an unemployable fanatic who draws lovely pictures to pay off shady debts and keep the weasels at bay.

It's called BATTLE MASTERS. From the late 70's, I believe. It's bad.

The Intrepid Enchanter (aka Incompleat Enchanter). Sword-and-sorcery, written in the early 40's. The hero's a psychologist who travels to fictitious universes (like norse myth or 17th century epic poems, etc.) using the power of mathematics. In each story he must learn a different kind of magic...

I'm afraid that a Dino Riders game would constitute a unhealthy amount of awesome, because I'd play until my eyeballs exploded.

Me: hey god, it's me Caz God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: i'm not God: What are you then? Me: i'm a mexican walking fish God: You are a mexican walking fish? Does it pay well? Me: i'm afraid it doesn't pay anything God: Not literally afraid, right...