Recent content by BryceN

If you have a Something, you will have Haters for your Something. It's the way the world works. I know a guy who will hate something simply if I mention that I like it. I told him I liked BBT and he wasn't satisfied with just hating it, he had to try and convince me that it was the worst thing...

I would shoot digestive energy from my hands. What is digestive energy, you ask? I simply point at an antagonists bowels and speed up the process until they have a mess in their pants. Nothing foils an evil scheme like that warm drippy feeling down your leg.

I have a buddy of mine who worships Yahtzee and thinks everything he says about a game is the end of everything that needs to be said on a game. i wont even bat an eye if he fills out a form with his religious affiliation "Zero Punctualist." It does not matter how many times I've shown him...

I really don't react at all. in fact, I had a teacher in 8th grade that was gone on maternity leave, and all the substitutes called me Bruce. I was asked just before graduating high school if that was my real name by a guy that was in that class.

The end of any country doesn't end well. :P I make the motion that he be promoted to the Team Captain of the Department of Redundancy Department Team! I say we set in place a Theocracy, and declare Mr. Rogers as God. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA It's gonna be Utopia 'cuz...

Hey, I was just assigned to write an essay on a community and how it has changed dramatically. The definition of community with this assignment is very broad. I am looking for some input on changes that have come to the Escapist to see if there is enough source material and changes happening...

What?!? i guess maybe i shouldn't get so worked up, but HOMAM 3 is in my top five best games ever, and it was excluded here. Then I reminded myself that this thread is about RTS, not TBS, and chilled. sooooo, anyway. I really liked Age of Mythology (age of empires 1 with cool monsters) Rise of...

I think I need to direct the attention of the readers to a little jewel called Rage of Mages. i was seriously hoping I'd wake up and forget that i ever played that game. If you see it at a used game store for a dollar, it will make a nice frisbee.

It nailed sir schmoopy, so i tried older, and it got roger wilco of Space Quest fame on the 2nd try. I stumped it with Tal Graile-Rerem of the seventh tower. i felt good about that, out thinking a computer application.

Take this quiz [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/92.74-Team+Rocket] Yeah, I'd never make it as a villain. but they seem to have fun "blasting off again!" at the end of every episode.

I myself liked sierra's line of Zeus, Ceasar, and Cleopatra series.

"Just remember kids, this is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables. the whole planet ge-BOOM!: "I thought that e-mail was kidding when it said 'forward this to seven people in the next 24 hours or something bad wi'-BOOM!" "15 seconds to impact... Who wants ice cream?" "I'm deeply...

So much win for this reference!!! OT: People usually cast their mind around for a good insult to use when they want to piss and moan about something, and their puny minds usually land on "noob." It's ironic that you can go to any online gaming community and see games sessions with tags like...

I also tried GUN. It controlled like a fat man riding a unicycle. Ditto on the Baldur's Gate, but I tried it more than once.

We've all been there: We get home from the store, new game in tow. We shred the plastic wrap on it, commandeer the tv or computer from our siblings, throw the disc/cartridge into our console/pc, and boot up the game. Then we play for a few minutes, get sooooo bored out of our skulls that we...