Recent content by Captain Bork

Australia, the snipers natural habitat.

Oh god yes. Im already looking forward to Fighting is Magic.

This thread is for myself as well as all my fellow escapists out there who have faced a simular issue. Lets paint a mental picture.. Its sunday and you just want to play some games. You go to your game cabnet/closet/storage unit and see its only filled with bland FPS games. Your completly...

Slurpee. You can't be pissed off while drinking one.

I just love all the hate for games like halo and CoD. Seriously, why? I understand that the games are now just bland tasteless cash grabs, but you have to think about all the good these games did for the industry. Dont blame the games, blame the whoremongers that their publishers have become...

I also have to say twilight, its a good "How Not to do it" guide. But in all seriousness I would have to say The Zombie Survival Guide, good deadpan humor that's just serious enough to inspire paranoia. =)

Haha, no. See becuse then they would have to do some actual goddamn work... I can just imagine how they come up with these uninspired abortions they call plot. Jim: Ok guys, modern warfare 3, any ideas? Steve: "Well, i thought we could try making a thought provoking, interesting narrative...

... Must not lol. Have you ever heard of boosting? its a way for talentless scrubs to get attachments and camos that show their "skillz". That was one of the reasons why the COD points system works so well. The only thing boosting does now is make you an easy target. And yes Treyarch...

This question strikes me as odd, considering my brother and i had just finished watching Black Hawk Down and asked ourselves this same question, but with a twist. Say you were in a situation where a man rushes you with an assault rifle and you kill him, only to have a boy around ten years old...

MW2, Intervention, at close range. - if you enjoy this, you must die... painfully =) As for me, i love the rifles in Fallout:NV, so much so that i ignore all other weapons.

Playboy magazine, i choose you!

The water temple in Legend of Zelda:OOT had to be the most annoying level in a video game ever spawned... But that dosent stop me from loving the game.

Why is it that every question that has ever been asked can be answered by a Futurama referance?

If the parents are too stupid to properly take care of their children, then shit like this happens.

The search bar is there for a reason, and the escapist duh.