grab a book

[nuba km]

snip

they are the xenomorphs from the alien serious. so they have extremely tough skin acid for blood amazing stealth give off no heat razor sharp tail and claws that can cut through tails use their opponents as ovaries and are very very fast and acrobatic.

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n5/n25536.jpg

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. But I am so not screwed. As this wonderful book points out, when a hero is greatly outnumbered it merely makes it more obvious that he will be the victor. Ten million aliens? Bring it.

 

[Sun Flash]

Tony Blair? Damn Textbooks.

Hmm, maybe he could spray verbal diarrhea to scare them off?

It's either that or the Very Hungry Catepillar...

 

[Something Amyss]

Cthulhu lives in R'lyeh, not a different dimension.

Yeah, but given Lovecraft, he probably counts as an alien and anyone who flips to him dies anyway.

Oh, Lovecfrat, bless your xenophobic heart.

 

[Something Amyss]

Two posts eaten? It could happen.

 

[emeraldrafael]

hm.... THe dark tower is a smart grown up book.

So many things wrong with that one sentence.

How so? The series itself is one of the modern day's greatest (both reviews and sales). And its not all going to children. Yes, its a mix of fantasy, but so is that warhammer crap that people put out and claim to be adult video game literature.

 

[YouBecame]

Heh. I might just be OK. I'm reading Mark Musas translation of Inferno. In it is a diagram of lower Hell and Lucifer. So I guess by extension I have Minos and the shades inhabiting Hell. So I guess I have a few fightey things, somewhere to drag them to and freaking Lucifer to deal with anyone untoward.

Sucks to be aliens!

 

[nuba km]

Heh. I might just be OK. I'm reading Mark Musas translation of Inferno. In it is a diagram of lower Hell and Lucifer. So I guess by extension I have Minos and the shades inhabiting Hell. So I guess I have a few fightey things, somewhere to drag them to and freaking Lucifer to deal with anyone untoward.

Sucks to be aliens!

no you have a digram of lower hell and Lucifer if it was actually a drawing of them and not just a digram (like a map) then you would have him.

 

[Miffmoff]

From the second volume of Soul Eater
(Its a very big picture, sorry about that)

Spoiler

Dr Stein, that should do nicely

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n5/n25536.jpg

Yeah, I know what you're thinking. But I am so not screwed. As this wonderful book points out, when a hero is greatly outnumbered it merely makes it more obvious that he will be the victor. Ten million aliens? Bring it.

How the fuck was I ninja'd to a book and answer that no one I know has even seen before. Congratulations.

In that case, I'll switch my choice of book to the new Discworld Art book...

*flicks a page*

[HEADING=2]Bring on the horde[/HEADING]

 

[TheHecatomb]

I picked up that God of War artwork book that was recently released. You aliens sure are FUCKED now!

 

[nuba km]

snip

I love that motor bike but you have to choose one of the two pictures.

 

[Captain Bork]

Playboy magazine, i choose you!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

snip

I love that motor bike but you have to choose one of the two pictures.

Well I was mainly saying that I got Death on my side, both those pictures are on the page. I guess if I have to choose what Death brings with him I'd say the guitar because it has the power to destroy the universe.

 

[adakias]

I now control God and an angel tornado.[footnote]Is it just me, or is Paradiso scarier than the Inferno? I mean, look at it. Sheesh.[/footnote]
Lookit: http://www.amsterdambabies.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/paradiso34x.jpg

 

[Jark212]

Mine has this guy on the cover;

Spoiler

I win.

Oh, ya?

Spoiler

Good luck taking Magnus the Red and the Thousand Sons...

 

[XJ-0461]

I grabbed a comic and got a picture of Superman. I know he's an alien, but the character would never kill a resident of Earth, so I'll be fine.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Mine has this guy on the cover;

Spoiler

I win.

Oh, ya?

Spoiler

Good luck taking Magnus the Red and the Thousand Sons...

Pfft, Space Wolves eat Thousand Sons for breakfast.

 

[Cookiegerard]

I have.... an anti tank trap...... thanks Guevara...

 

[nuba km]

I grabbed a comic and got a picture of Superman. I know he's an alien, but the character would never kill a resident of Earth, so I'll be fine.

I'll let that pass but I am keeping my eyes on you