Recent content by Captain Planet

It's gay, but they're trying to create more incentive to buy the game. Not enough of a justification, but I think that's one of the main reasons Infinity Ward did it.

Jack Carver from Far Cry. "You'd better have a really good reason for not telling me about the apeshit circus freak with the giant fucking arm!"

That whole level scared the hell out of me, because i knew they would all come to life at some point (if you shoot the still statues they bleed), but I didn't know when it would happen. Then I finally reached the weapon upgrade station, only to turn around and have a moving mannequin splicer...

You've gotta love expanded universes.

About 5 years back I picked up the Army Men collection, for $10. An hour into the thing my face melted Raiders of the Lost Ark - style. Never played a barbie game though.

If there's a franchise no good game can come of, it's Saw.

"...Only to have your last millimeter of health lost to a zombie kitten's corrosive piddle" Hilarious review, can't wait for the Call of Duty 4 video.

I don't play XBL, but I do play a lot of Team Fortress 2 on my PC. SteamID: masterchief2528 @sebboh, I'm looking for the same thing man, zombie killing is so much better with comic relief.

Better idea, I would love to see the list of "great" Xbox games that aren't Halo. If you think Half-Life was the only great game to ever come out on the PC, then I want to see the Xbox exclusive title that had even 1/2 the impact of any one of Valve's games.

The funny thing is that if Halo CE had been released on the PC like it was supposed to be, a year before the XBOX was released, there would be no Halo fanboys, because compared to the PC's shooters, Halo CE was shit. Complete and utter crap. A nice attempt but the dump I took this morning had...

3 yahtzee videos at once? Awesome, I can't wait. :D

It's what I pull out when the enemy retreats out of the range of my flamethrower.

Half-Life: "Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!" And almost every piece of dialogue from HK-47 in either of the KOTOR games. Andrew Ryan's speeches throughout Bioshock are cliche up the ass, but it works, and somehow comes across as genius.

Wow, incredible review. Please apply to PCGamer and save it from becoming a giant retarded cesspool of Norman Chan.

National Treasure = National Treasure 2. The only difference is the substitution of different names and dates. The movies have the same twists, character development, and even the same endings. Nicolas Cage finds clue, gets chased by bad guy not wanting to find the treasure for himself but to...