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    to those women out there

    Kind of like asking an average guy why he likes girls that are demure and have pretty breasts and hips you can hold onto. The answer is because...? As a girl, I can say confidence is attractive...because? I don't like confident jerks, but a certain amount of confidence is necessary; to know...
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    If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

    He's....nice? Daw, come 'ere.
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    You can have any 4 Mass Effect squad members as RL friends.

    Garrus: because...he's GARRUS. <3 Mordin: to pay the bills and handle the finances. He seems smart. And when he dies, we hire his nephew. Kasumi: because she can buy me dresses and just seems like a great friend for girl-talks over a few drinks. Thane: I just feel bad for the guy.
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    Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer to be released as DLC: Bioware stopping all discussion

    They've had 8 years to get the story down. Watch interviews with the writers. They've had the end planned for a while. And Casey Hudson at Comic Con said don't worry about the story, when someone asked about multiplayer. He said something along the lines that Mass Effect is still a game for the...
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    American Humour is Terrible

    I'm 22 and I still laugh at shows like Adventure Time and Misadventures of Flapjack. Call me immature? Meh, whatever, as long as I'm happy and laughing, I don't care if someone finds my sense of humor immature.
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    Poll: Did You Change Your ME1 Shep's Appearance In ME2?

    I changed her a little. Shown in the ME2 "light" she looked much different than she did while playing through ME1...so made a few adjustments to her blush coloring and cheekbones.
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    So eh, what are the "modern ways" to get women these days?

    As a girl I can say this: you need to lighten up. If you have such a hatred for people, and "can't fucking stand" them, then you will, well, of course, have trouble pairing up with another human being.
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    Who died in your suicide mission? (ME2)

    No one. Did all the Loyalty missions, and made sure I assigned the proper people to the proper jobs. Now we have to worry about getting everyone to live in ME3...I reeaaally don't want an entire species to die on me.
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    Think of a fictional character before you click on this

    Ugh, nooo, this is a nightmare, this is just awful. Had Dark Crystal on the mind...thought of the Skeksis. Whhhyyyy....
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    Tell me of YOUR Commander Shepard (Again!)

    1. Female 2. Soldier 3. Full Paragon 4. Josephine 5. Romanced no one in ME1 6. Romanced Garrus in ME2 7. Saved Rachni Queen 8. Wrex lives 9. Kaiden died 10. Saved the council 11. Anderson became the councilor 12. Killed Morinth 13. Brainwashed the heretic geth... 14...
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    Best place to go to America?

    Oh man, that made my day. Glad I was hipster enough to mention Portland for that magical clip. Excuse me while I go retire early. <3
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    Best place to go to America?

    Well, you have to be more specific. What do you like? Are you an outdoors type of person? If so, visit the national parks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Parks_of_the_United_States Or do you like cities? If so...*sigh*...visit New York....but really, venture out and try new...
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    Favorite Game "Races"

    The Turians from Mass Effect. It's hard not to like those honorable, workaholic raptor-like aliens. Oh, and the Salarians. They never cease to amuse me.
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    If you could choose a single NPC to have a game built around them... who would you choose...

    While I would prefer his time battling with red tape on the citadel and Executor Pallin, or messin' with mercs on Omega, calibrations sound fun, toooo. WHAT CHU TALKIN' BOUT.
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    If you could choose a single NPC to have a game built around them... who would you choose...

    I also agree with the idea of a Garrus-game. Maybe like some kind of LA Noire, Garrus on the Citadel style. Or like you said, his bad ass time on Omega.