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    Destiny Inspired by Dark Souls, Monster Hunter, Bungie Says

    I think the comments here nicely sum up the community of the Escapist. No PC? NO SALE DERP Console FPS? NUTHER' BORING GAME WONT PLAY Positive comments about a game? POINTLESS HYPE WE CANT HAVE FUN EVER Optimism? NO. FUCKING. CHANCE. This is The Escapist Forum, where fun...
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    Bungie Wants Destiny to Have Star Wars' Cultural Impact

    The cynicism is strong in this thread...
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    Thor: The Dark World Trailer Teases a Bad-Brother Team-Up

    Its kinda weird seeing Thor wreck up my campus, the good kind of weird :p Still, looks like its shaping up to be better then the first one!
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    Poll: GUYS GUYS GUYS AGE OF WONDERS 3 BACKED BY NOTCH!

    Huh, Notch is funding a game? Why does that sound so familiar? *Looks at Psychonauts* Oh yeah ._.
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    Pros and cons of being bald?

    Pro = You look like a wizard Con = Potential for blinding people in strong sunlight due to reflections Pro = Only need to buy soap instead of shampoo! :D
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    BioWare Announces Post-Ending DLC for Mass Effect 3 [Updated!]

    Well since I picked Synthesis I just assumed that because everything was part synthetic then that wouldn't be as much of a problem...somehow...I never was any good at biology.
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    BioWare Announces Post-Ending DLC for Mass Effect 3 [Updated!]

    This is the best of both worlds, Bioware get to keep their ending (which wasn't nearly as bad as everyone was making it out to be in my view)and we get decent closure on WTF happened to everyone else. Personally I just want to know if Garrus and Tali ended up opening a bar together called...
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    First Commercial Spaceport opens!

    Considering he started out recording and distributing records all by himself, to opening space ports I'd say he deserves all the praise he gets...
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    What's your drunken superpower?

    Your DP just makes that so much better :D EDIT: Ninja'ed in my own thread D:
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    What's your drunken superpower?

    It's a typical night out, everyone's having a good time when *BAM* You've reached that special area of inebriation that unlocks the latent ability's hidden deeeeeeeeeep inside. So what's your one special skill that you can only perform under the influence? I get supernatural stacking...
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    If the internet had a final boss, who or what would it be?

    Obviously the final boss of the internet is... *DRUM ROLL PLEASE* The Internet, more specifically, every single web page ever would combine into some super-mega-ultra-optimal-hyper-crunchy-fabulous transformer.With lasers....lots and lots of lasers... pew pew
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    Rule 34 that you NEVER want to see

    Is there rule 34 of rule 34? D:
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    Bristol actually has plans for a zombie invasion.

    Well of course when the day of reckoning comes Bristol will be the last bastion of humanity... Oh God D:
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    Poll: are you bespectacled ?

    As of this second I'm wearing contacts, but I usually wear glasses. I'm also colour blind with red and green :|
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    Poll: So... who won?

    Nintendo had me at "New Super Smash Brothers" seriously if their entire conference was just Reggie walking in and saying those words they would still win in my books