Recent content by Cheesezorz

Oh, all the badasses here in the comments. I sure am not one of them.

Dogs are like servants. Drooling, panting fools that follow us just because they don't possess the cognitive functions to think for themselves. Cats are like true friends, they have a mind of their own and they don't give a fuck if I insult them occasionally for not following my orders, because...

That would be Cromartie High School. HMM-HMM-HMHMHM-HMMHMM-HMHMHM-HMM-HMM

When since did Skyrim have great combat?

Well, now I'm definitely not interested in BF3 anymore. I'm glad I have Red Orchestra 2 on Steam now. <3

An empty bottle of yogurt. God damnit.

Living is slowly killing you.

Orbital bombardment. Solves most of my problems.

In what practical situation would you have to perform a calculation such as this?

Jenni Ramsay. Oh dear. And I'm supposed to be a man.

Norse, Egyptian and Greek mythology. All thanks to one of my favourite RTS games, Age of Mythology. And people say you learn nothing from games!

People worry about things too much. Just let the nature eventually take care of it with a nice little disease.

Spawn more overlords.

Absolutely, it gives the right picture of the local inhabitants.

Super freaking Meat Boy.