Recent content by Chris P Bacon

I have beaten Bionic Commando on both NES and Gameboy Color, as well as the sadistic Challenge modes of Bionic Commando Re-Armed. However I have not been able to beat Bionic Commando Re-Armed's Super Hard mode. A mode so hard, even Super Joe in his prime would break out in a single bead of...

Contra on the NES may not be the hardest game ever made, in fact it's one of the easiest games with the word Contra in it; but, it's still hard enough that everyone with the proper finger and thumb callouses could recite to you the 30 lives code off-hand. So I issue this challenge to...

Having re-watched both recently, Close Encounters is still good and still deserves its place on those lists, but I don't really think E.T. held up as well. For example when "The Government" first shows up at the door, they're wearing astronaut suits and just standing there blankly. What's with that?

I really wish I hadn't read that. It may very well have instilled a rage in me that may go off at the very sound of the word sexism. Her attitude toward feminism sabotages the very word itself.

I wouldn't necessarily say wars are primarily caused by religion and capitalism/greed, I would say war is most often caused by fear. A nation is uncertain of the people across its nearest border, so they gather enough fighters to let their nervousness rest. The other nation sees its...

This is a great one, gonna have to recommend it to a few friends. You see that? Word-of-mouth based advertising, that's better flattery than imitation could ever be.

It could be he had little other choice. Stabbing her in the right place is guaranteed to not kill her, but if she got in an automobile drunk, she could have very easily killed a child, another motorist, or an entire family on the road even mere blocks from their house, before police would arrive...