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    The British Accent - A lesson on ignorance.

    I've heard people from Toronto and Calgary say Eh. It's exaggerated in parodies, but in reality I hear it just after a question.
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    We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

    That sucks so hard. I have lost all respect for him. He must be toppled.
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    Poll: Games are getting far to short for the money we pay nowadays.

    I'm not sure length is the reason that this question keeps coming up. I think it's difficulty. Years ago when we played crazily difficult Nintendo-hard games that still kick our asses to this day, they were often deceptively short. My favourite game when I was young was Batman: The Movie...
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    We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

    You doubt me? A disgrace! Check the wiki. And the video game.
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    We need a replacement for Chuck Norris

    Fedor Emelianenko. The best heavyweight MMA fighter in the world. He has never been defeated in 33 fights. His one recorded loss was a cut from an illegal elbow that was only ruled a loss (and not a DQ in his favour) because of the tournament structure. He shows no emotion of any kind...
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    Zero Punctuation: Saboteur

    Best I've seen for a while. TASTY marmite?! Dear me.
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    Poll: Quit or Cheat?

    I only cheat after I've finished a game, and even then it has to be a game where you can't achieve true uber status without cheating.
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    Favorite melee weapon in any game (or real life?)

    The shiv from Chronicles of Riddick. The Hidden Blade from Assassin's Creed. The butt of the Assault Rifle in Halo.
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    Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls

    Great review. One of the few I've really laughed at in a while.
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    Great Game you DON'T like?

    Crysis. It seemed very heavy and I just didn't have the patience to go through with it. I think I killed like one guy. It was slow on my system, too. Quake 4. After the first few areas, a heavy boredom descended on me. It felt very generic, as if I'd played this game many times before and...
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    If you were your username

    The first half means 'vagina' the second half is the pretentious aristocrat's "Smith". I would hate life.
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    How did you lose your gaming virginity?

    Iunno. It was on the Amiga 500. The New Zealand Story?
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    Unskippable: Final Fantasy XII

    Best part was Paul laughing at acid/chicken line.
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    Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

    Prostate isn't an indie cancer. Every man will get it if they live long enough. If anything, prostate is the next big thing.
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    Unskippable: Genji: Days of the Blade

    Yep! I was waiting for the 'For Massive Damage' joke.