Recent content by cynicalandbored

I get enough seedy underbelly in real life, I don't feel the urge to visit it virtually...

I feel this conversation may be getting to personal. :P Although, I thought I'd look ridiculous in a dress, but it turns out I make a very convincing woman... Got felt up and all! OT, of course strippers don't dress like that all the time, just when they're working...

Yeah, but I look fantastic in slutty dresses.

I'd walk around like that in public... Just saying!

Just a quick point, we owned most of Scotland and quite a bit of Wales at one point, and before that we were Europe's main source off high quality copper for weaponry etc... OT: Extensive bombing campaigns by the IRA, though not government sanctioned so I don't know if that counts... A large...

I really have nothing to add to this except to applaud the marvellous use of the term "gobshite." It's one of my favourite words, and to see it used by Yahtzee, and on The Escapist, really warms the heart.

Thank you for being one of the few who's actually seeing the point. I know I didn't put it well in my original post, but I was pretty angry initially. This sums up exactly what I took issue with.

Didn't mean to cause any offence, just positing that theory from the perspective of the developers and what they clearly intended for both old and new Lara.

A couple of hours ago a friend of mine directed me toward this article in Kotaku. http://kotaku.com/5917400/youll-want-to-protect-the-new-less-curvy-lara-croft I've been following the recent controversy over the Hitman trailer, the one that inexplicably featured bondage nuns getting seven...

I always put too much detail into recalling events for friends. My sexual exploits are no exception.

Occasionally it falls flat, but personally I love it. It humour may be hit and miss, but it's a lot more sophisticated than it seems to be on the face of it. It's not hateful like someone above has suggested, and it demonises very few groups in any real way. If it does, it just do so in order to...

Marty and the Mango, Angry Arthur, or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I can't decide which. Neverending Story is getting an honourable mention too.

There are no words... Honestly, this is the most bizarre forum topic I've EVER seen, and I'm also a regular contributor on a hardcore fetish website! That said, if I did suddenly find out my partner was the infamous Adolf (assuming I'd missed the whole short Austrian with a toothbrush...

I love Sarah Kerrigan as the Queen of Blades in Starcraft and Brood War. Not so much in Starcraft II. She was evil, sneaky, manipulative, surprising, and massively ruthless and genocidal. But you still couldn't hate her like you should, because you remembered her before she became Zerg. One of...

That's hilarious... Honestly, she's a parody of herself. Jeremy can't even look at her.