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    How not to get banned.

    I am always afraid to post, and as a result never truly say what I mean. It's so oppressive I'd rather not post at all, ever. Oops.
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    I failled at life, thinking of joining the army .

    Even my army doesn't respect it's soldiers. And that's deplorable. They're all FIRED. Good luck, dude. At least you have a job.
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    The single most destructive phrase...

    "...for what its worth..." A solid molten bar of rage right up bigfoot's urethra.
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    The Greatest Opening Sentence of any game/movie

    THE LAST METROID IS IN CAPTIVITY. THE GALAXY IS AT PEACE...
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    Infuriating social faux pas

    It fills me with hate when people line up to a kiosk without asking if you're a customer in line. I AM THE LINE!!! So i'm standing under the "Order here" sign, waiting for an employee to take my order for a slice of pizza, when some boner couple walks right up to the cash register AT THE END...
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    The New Shiny Escapist

    I'm sure this has been said before, but what happened to the font rendering on the site? It looks terrible in Firefox.
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    Yes I smoke.. So I'm the devil now?

    No, you aren't the devil. You're just not fun to be around.
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    Poll: What do you think about circumcision?

    Only for medical reasons, like for phimosis, or as elective if the person is of age. A kid being of rational age is another debate.
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    Watch Why Wonder Woman Was Cancelled

    This is funny. Hard to judge an episode based on half a minute, but an episode could be as many as forty minutes. And that's terrible.
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    Nothing else is this manly.

    All the Disgaea games use a 3D engine. I should know, beacuase I wrote it.
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    Escapist News Network: Quickbender Must Die

    If Yahtzee hadn't fallen victim to that pipe-ARG he'd be telling you it's 'kitsch', you boorish Yalies.
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    Poll: Painkillers: the ultimate remedy?

    I read it as: "Sometimes, but only when I need to get high." But seriously, in increasing order of pain management: Ibuprofen, Codeine, Hydrocodone. And I'm in agreement w/ dududf. Hot-ass sauce works wonders on the snot chamber. Yummy, too.
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    Webby Awards: The Escapist Wins! Updated: 5/5

    Voted as hard as I possibly could. Ungh.