Recent content by Daestar

Your character isn't the real main character, and out there somewhere is another game where the door opener is the real main character, being supported by his silent support gunner. Also, I wanted to say that when I first saw this I thought of Half-Life 2, which has many unopenable doors...

Warcraft 3 after you click the Peasants over and over they say it.

I would probably act more aggressive towards people, because now I'd have an excuse to be mean to people who I just don't care about. They probably deserve it anyway, but how would I know, I play violent video games, it's not my fault! Also, I wanted to say something about the insult I just...

The only time I heard the phrase was when an enemy player in Black Ops was using the Commando and pretty much would rapidly spray at anything he saw. So my definition of it I've got from it is someone who is just...trying way to hard and is doing with such little grace that the amount of work...

Really parents? Going to put all this energy into organizing a group and making a "serious business" name and spend all of it to complain? It's the god damn judicial system! You can't argue with a third of the government if your only excuse is, "We don't like this." At least try to use some way...

I was playing single player CoD Blops, because playing multiplayer doesn't count I assume and I forget. I was fighting some enemy of America or another, and had the choice to throw back a grenade, so I started throwing it back and it blew up in my hand. Then the nerve killing part was when...

I steal things if I can, if I can't I just murder everything in rage about it. I act nice to people if I can steal, I just take their stuff while I'm at it.

You know you play too much Left 4 Dead if... You refer to fat people as boomers You see somewhere dark and want to push F for your flashlight Someone jumping in front of you causes you to shove them and then make shooting noises at them.

Whoo.....Zombies from Left 4 Dead....fun times....Can I be hired into being a Hunter? I have the skill set! Come on you guys, be cool! No I can't work the graveyard shift! Argh!

Just being me...with my mindset it's not that surprising, if I had a memory I could tell you an example, but instead I'll tell a story I'm making up to get the point across. This one time Bob was crossing the street. Then a bear jumped out at him and as it was about to attack, it got a page...

Original:Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see. I'm just a poor boy. I need no sympathy. Because it's easy come. Easy go. Little high. Little low. I'd have wrote more but I hit the limit. Also, if...

I would hand him my DS, which has Scribblenauts in it, and explain how easily he's exploited in that game and doesn't so much as get a royalty. Fifthcell would explode within a day.

Take a knife....put down a can full of gas....drop a rock next to it....take out 2 pistols and make a box around the caterpillar....place a piece of paper next to it... Then punch it.....that build up is just to paranoia the caterpillar to insanity.

Too Human, Assassin's Creed....did he like L4D? I think he did...if not, that. Just Cause 2, Borderlands, Spore, Oblivion, and yes, I did go through his whole list of videos and pick out games I like that he probably didn't....even though my memory is equal to that of a drunk duck with Alzheimers.