Look at the little caterpiller...DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!

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zombiejoe

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Ok, your walking down the street one day happy as can be and then SUDDENLY you get attacked by...by...a caterpillar. Not a giant or mutated caterpillar, but a small, normal one. Now for some unkown reason you have the power to cause the most outrages kill ever done on anything living, and you decide to use your epic move on the caterpillar.

Now remember, to kill it, you must do something incredibly outrages.

I know, it's adorible, but it MUST BE DESTROYED!!! *hugz it*
 

Inco

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I would team up with it and destroy the world!
It deserves as much..

Why would you want to hurt such a cute thing?
 

nuqneh1

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GIIIIIIIIGAAA DRIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL BRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

"Commence giant robot smashing"
 

zombiejoe

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Inco said:
I would team up with it and destroy the world!
It deserves as much..

Why would you want to hurt such a cute thing?
I know, it's adorible, but it MUST BE DESTROYED!!! *hugz it*
 

Buizel91

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O_O i would never kill it...

Although if i had to, i'd falcon punch it, and watch it fly away ;D
 

CarpathianMuffin

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Why would I annihilate such an adorable thing? I mean it's just a caterpillar.
If worse came to worst, I'd just put it on a leash and keep it as a guarderpillar.
 

Inco

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zombiejoe said:
Inco said:
I would team up with it and destroy the world!
It deserves as much..

Why would you want to hurt such a cute thing?
I know, it's adorible, but it MUST BE DESTROYED!!! *hugz it*
Well, ok then.
I take over the world with it.. then it demands too much power through the way it chews its little leaf in a awkward manner and so i go all Brutus (or Julia Gillard) om it and stab it.
Thats not epic epic, but politically epic..
 

Daestar

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Take a knife....put down a can full of gas....drop a rock next to it....take out 2 pistols and make a box around the caterpillar....place a piece of paper next to it...
Then punch it.....that build up is just to paranoia the caterpillar to insanity.
 

GrimTuesday

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I'm not sure but I know that it would involved an anvil, a fifty pound bag of flour, and a ice cream scoop. What's the ice cream scoop for? I have no idea... yet.
 

RathWolf

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*Gasp* The ability to move normally, allowing this caterpillar to appear in front of me.
I'm positive!
This caterpillar has acquired the abilities of the Dark Gundam with the help of KYOOOOJJJIIIIIII!
This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My LOVE, My ANGER, and ALL OF MY SORROW!
SHINING FINNNNGGGGEEEEERRRRRR!
*poke*
 

vento 231

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Snipe a satilitte,watch it crash down into a fireworks factory, they ignite the worlds nukes, making the catipillar into dust. *sips apple juice* ..... then teabag like a 6 year old playing halo.
 

Dracovec

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hire danzig to uppercut it to oblivion....
then sing twist of cain over its corpse
 

zombiejoe

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RathWolf said:
*Gasp* The ability to move normally, allowing this caterpillar to appear in front of me.
I'm positive!
This caterpillar has acquired the abilities of the Dark Gundam with the help of KYOOOOJJJIIIIIII!
This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My LOVE, My ANGER, and ALL OF MY SORROW!
SHINING FINNNNGGGGEEEEERRRRRR!
*poke*
oh wow...thanks to you I now understand the Billy and Mandy referance...thank you.
 

smearyllama

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I would bore it to death by talking about building squarebots for my robotics team. "First I get out the tools. Then I put on my safety goggles. This is where it really gets interesting..."
 

marurder

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Chinese girls are TERRIFIED by caterpillars. I would use it as a weapon of great terror! And world domination! I would get it's friends and do stuff.