Look at the little caterpiller...DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!
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Sneaker squishy-mode activated.
Preparing to squish in 3, 2, 1.. What was I preparing to do? Meh..
(Go home and play some tf2)
Preparing to squish in 3, 2, 1.. What was I preparing to do? Meh..
(Go home and play some tf2)
Everything turns black as I let out a battlecry, I silhouette myself as I prepare to attack:
I grab the tail end of the creature and slam it into a tree, into the ground then throw it into a wall (or car). I charge it, ramming it through the initial wall (or car) and through many others before slamming it into the floor again. It hits the floor with enough force to propel itself up to about my eye-level. Once it starts to descent again, I punch it, causing it to fly into another car or, wall. It will ricochet off of said object, flying back at me and I will punch it again...and again, and again, each punch making it fly faster. I grab it from mid-air as it flies back to me after 12 punches and crush it in my hand, ending its life
I grab the tail end of the creature and slam it into a tree, into the ground then throw it into a wall (or car). I charge it, ramming it through the initial wall (or car) and through many others before slamming it into the floor again. It hits the floor with enough force to propel itself up to about my eye-level. Once it starts to descent again, I punch it, causing it to fly into another car or, wall. It will ricochet off of said object, flying back at me and I will punch it again...and again, and again, each punch making it fly faster. I grab it from mid-air as it flies back to me after 12 punches and crush it in my hand, ending its life
who need nukes when you can just grab it by it's hair (well anteena), jump into space, reenter earth's atmosphere while landing on a nuclear reactor and then causing a spil so that the caterpillar mutates into a GIGA-PILLAR and then let it roam free in new york so that a scientis (that is a social n00b) and her jurnalist girlfriend make up a story of it putting it's eggs in the Madison Square Garden so that the military nukes it and then make it run into the occean so that the military lures him out and then kills him with a final airstrike?
it is sooo much easy!!!!
it is sooo much easy!!!!
Wow dude what the frazzle. OP: Find a pregnant Wasp to lay it's eggs inside of it so when they hatch they will eat from the inside out.[small] Wow I'm wierd.[/small]spartan1077 said:
That would only work on cicadas you need bot flies that bite and lay thier eggs so it looks like a normal bug bite but then it moves and comes out. Doesn't kill though unless you have like a thousand and it also usually only bites humans.Nvm.FeralCentaur said:
Wow dude what the frazzle is wrong with you? OP: I would find a nearby pregnant Wasp to lay it's eggs inside of it so that when the eggs hatch they eat the catepillar sloooowly from inside to out. [small] Wow I'm a hypocrite...[/small]spartan1077 said:
i would cause it to experience one cell vaporizing every second from the back front until it was no more.
