Look at the little caterpiller...DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!!!

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ThePurpleStuff

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I'd find a jar and poke air holes in the lid, put it and a few leaves in the jar and take him home as a pet! I'd call him Bobby and he'd be my best friend! We'd play games and I'd tell him about everything I did that day, soon he'd make his cocoon and I'd wait till he turned into a beautiful butterfly! I'd then let Bobby go so he could live out his life in freedom.

No, I could never kill such an adorable, defenseless bug. But if my life depended on it for an example, I'd give it an old fashion "DEATH BEAM!" attack, shoot a laser from my fingertip at it, between the eyes.
 

butternut

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I'd bring out a scorpion and enter a pokémon battle with it!

In then event my scorpion loses I'll just torch it with a flamethrower or something.
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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I'm actually terrified of bugs so... Smash it with a hammer and piss on its corpse. Then run away screaming like a little girl.

EDIT: Or better yet,
 

Olrod

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Vespiqueen! I choose you!

XENOMORPH FACEHUGGER ATTACK!

*caterpillar chestburster fatality*

(Based on a true story, apparently.)
 

Sonicron

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Irridium said:

Thats what I would do. And I would love it.
Good call. I'm fairly certain the caterpillar deserves it, too.

I'd call for a warp rift to see the entire thing sucked into the Empyrean with a single supremely satisfying "GLOMP. ... ... ... BUUUUUUUUUUURRRP."
 

Drakmeire

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First jump about 40 feet into the air, then do several flips and yell something very overly dramatic on the way down (ex:"FINAL TERMINAL BUSTER KIIIIIICK!!!!") causing you to break the sound barrier while flying downward at around mach 4, land and cause a small mushroom cloud only to reveal that the caterpillar in fine because you just barley missed.
then precede to crush it with you thumb because IT'S JUST A FREAKING CATERPILLAR!!!!

unless of course it is this caterpillar.
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then you should just run.
 

Chronarch

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I wouldn't want to kill it (or send it to another dimension for the weak of heart) but I think I would use force lightning on it.
 

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I'd throw a hand grenade at it then I'd fire a grappling hook to the air then empty a machine gun clip while doing it with style.
 

Mr.Mattress

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Two words for it:

Falcon... PUNCH!

And then it flies out into space where it's head erupts!
 

PayneTrayne

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I would lay it out using an incredibly impractical shoulder take down. From there, I would kick its right arm in whilst simultaneously locking eyes with an onlooker. I would slowly remove the elbow pad from my left arm and take a leap step over it's corpse to the left. Hitting a fence I would be ricocheted back to the right where I would be careful to leap over it. Hitting a car, I would be ricocheted back to the caterpillar corpse where I would stop. Do an incredibly wacky arm motion before ending it all with an elbow drop.

Thus completing THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN ALL OF SHOW BIZ!