Recent content by DarthHK

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a beer, the second half a beer, the third one fourth a beer, and so on. The bartender says, "You know what? You guys are assholes," pours two beers and leaves. One. You know the box labeled "mixed" has only one color...

Every reviewer, their grandmother as well as the mice living under their floorboards on the Internet pretty much unanimously hailed it as the second coming.

I didn't really like either, but I found Oblivion to be somewhat more bearable.

Wait... didn't he leave his gun outside of the pod?

Don't forget the "3."

No, it isn't. The game is a cakewalk either way no matter the difficulty level. Of course you can start stealing all those precious shiny objects you wanted and murdering entire cities. (Which consist of about 12 people.)

Funny. 1942 was the only Battlefield I actually liked. Well, when EA's eventually done jacking off to it's console money I'll play the PC version.

That's six... Also, unlike what those religious nuts think you need more than 1 man and woman to create a stable population. (IIRC it was something like 40 men and 100+ women.) Assuming I can't just leave the planet I would probably want the five things to prolong my lifespan, which would...

Russ, you made me cry. I hope you're happy.

In Fallout 3 your character was so overpowered you never really needed any kind of party. Now in the original, I went through great lengths to keep him alive, gladly sacrificing my human party members (who never did learn to shoot straight!) just to keep him kicking- er... biting. Of course...

Ah, but you could always get your pets resurrected later, hence no harm, no foul.

The Master from Fallout. He was quite clearly an intelligent fellow, and he was only trying to create the type of sentient being that would be perfect for survival in the post-apocalyptic world. Perhaps if he found a theory that didn't involve kidnapping people and tossing them in the vats it...

I don't know what to think of this one. Frankly I feel like I'm getting mixed signals. He points out how most of the movie is dreadful teenage romance yet ends that he actually likes it? Oi... too bad the Harry Potter fanboy in me died by the time my age hit double digits.

Winnie the Pooh. Only... in Jesus form! (What? I got Tigger in Satanic form.)

"Imperial Spies are in the area." I expected a Star Wars reference.