If the apocalypse occured today, what would you take?

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Noogai

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Well, since everyone is obsessed with zombies, lets make it the zombie apocalypse. What 5 things would you take? Has to be real stuff. (no infinite food machines or stuff like that)
 

Pandalisk

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If its the apocalypse everyone would be dead therefore Zombie jesus would destroy us all in every attempt we make, so ill just sit down and wait.
 

bodyklok

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Noogai said:
Well, since everyone is obsessed with zombies, lets make it the zombie apocalypse.
So basically this is 'what would you do in a zombie apocalypse'?

Well I'LL answer the questions.

1.The Art Of War
2.Zombie survival guide
3.My red steel crowbar
4.Something cool to wear
5.Supplies
 

open trap

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a mini gun, a shit load of ammo, a shit load of food, a ton of water and water purification divices,and some hot chick to help restart the human race with me :)
 

Doc Theta Sigma

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Well I'd rather become a zombie than spend the rest of my life terrified and running. So I'd wait for the horde to consume me.
 

BolognaBaloney

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I'm gonna be realistic and say things from my house:

My sword
My backpack full of granola bars and power bars
Matches
Rope
My trusty walking/whacking stick
 
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open trap said:
a mini gun, a shit load of ammo, a shit load of food, a ton of water and water purification divices,and some hot chick to help restart the human race with me :)
I like this plan, just with more guns, explosive/incendiary rounds, and some more girls. ;)
 

DarthHK

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open trap said:
a mini gun, a shit load of ammo, a shit load of food, a ton of water and water purification devices,and some hot chick to help restart the human race with me :)
That's six... Also, unlike what those religious nuts think you need more than 1 man and woman to create a stable population. (IIRC it was something like 40 men and 100+ women.)

Assuming I can't just leave the planet I would probably want the five things to prolong my lifespan, which would most likely include: food, water, transportation, fuel, and self-defense (let's say a SIG-Sauer since it's a pure hypothetical). However, unless there are some pockets of untouched humanity left I think I'll eventually want to eat that last bullet.
 

Noogai

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bodyklok said:
Noogai said:
Well, since everyone is obsessed with zombies, lets make it the zombie apocalypse.
So basically this is 'what would you do in a zombie apocalypse'?

Well I'LL answer the questions.

1.The Art Of War
2.Zombie survival guide
3.My red steel crowbar
4.Something cool to wear
5.Supplies
Though my post is different because its not what you do, but rather, take, I'll address this anyways. If I said any apocalypse scenario that you can think of, people would probably bring up zombies anyways, so I thought I'd just take the liberty of getting it over with, xD
 

Shadow Law

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A couple golf clubs. Both fun and functional!
My slingshot for hunting small game and for distractions
Night vision goggles, don't want to be sneaked up on in the dark
Food
Water filter
NOTE: most of these things can be realistically carried for days on end unlike a MINI GUN!
 

Monocle Man

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Living on a farm has its perks.

1. Some kind of farming tool that looks very similar to a Scottish Lochaber Axe (though it has no hook behind the blade)
2. A cooler filled with biscuits and booze
3. All the big steak and butcher knives I'm able to stick behind my belt
4. An axe
5. My father's newest tractor
My road will not be blocked!
 

Biek

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Im a little bit tired of these kinds of threads. We have one weekly.
 

Thiefree

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Almost nothing I own is suitable for a zombie apocalypse. I'd take:
my phone (and thus the power of twitter),
my bicycle (assuming they're slow zombies, it should give me a helluva headstart),
my camera (a nikon d40, the apocalypse needs to be documented!),
my laptop,
and a backpack full of assorted cables and chargers.

I don't own a crowbar or a gun, sadly. I doubt I'd last long, but at least I'd upload some wicked pictures!
 

dontworryaboutit

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Statistically speaking, I'd be dead.

For the sake of discussion, however, I'd bring Viggo Mortensen's character from The Road.
 

Toaster Hunter

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Backpack filled with protein bars and MRE's (Yes I have a few)
My folding shovel (East German army surplus, folds into a shovel or a pickaxe)
Zombie Survival Guide (Obviously)
A few of my knives
Sledgehammer
 

Internet Kraken

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Hm, I would probably just shamble around. Th only thing I would want to take would be human flesh. After all, if it's the zombie apocalypse. I'm probably one of the zombies.
 

RomanLegacy

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It's kind of important to know what kind of zombies these would be.

If they were the slow, wander around, and yell "arg" zombies, I'd just take a ladder and get on the roof.

If they're an overly aggressive hunter preadator type of zombie, I'd just go in the corner and cry.

or maybee get in a tank. I have a hard time believing that any organic creature without powerfull tools could get inside of one.
 

spoonish

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i cant believe no ones mentioned jacking a chopper and find some uninhabited island with it
 

manaman

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open trap said:
a mini gun, a shit load of ammo, a shit load of food, a ton of water and water purification divices,and some hot chick to help restart the human race with me :)
There are only 14 privately owned mini-guns in the US and they cost upwards of $20,000 to get the ammo to fire one for any real length of time. Good luck with that one.

I would take the wood stock and the hunting barrel off my trusty Mossburg 500 12ga shotgun and add put a pistol grip, and shorter barrel without a choke on. I already have the stuff cause I like to fire off slugs every now and again. So many better guns but I seem to always go back to that one, the first shotty I ever got.