Recent content by DazedAndConfused

As a comparison between the PS3 and Xbox360: - The PS3 has a pretty narrow but very good selection of exclusives, while the Xbox has a lot more MS exclusives, some of which are awesome but a lot of which are nothing to shout about. - My PS3 has given me no problems at all in the time I've...

I'd consider getting it, if I had absolutely no concept of value-for-money. If it was a one off payment as it is for most games, then fine, I'd give the trial a go and possibly get the game. But a monthly payment equal to what I spend on cider? Sorry, the cider's more valuable to my sanity, and...

The only reason I'd spend that much on a console is if I can beat her upside the head with it without being arrested. But who wouldn't remortgage their souls for a chance to do that?

Why would you want to see her name whenever you started playing on your 360? I guess it'd make GTAIV more interesting if you thought every woman you ran over was her. But is that worth $1.1million? Man, some people have more money than sense...

I hope he meets someone wearing a "rag" as he calls it, who then removes it and throttles the life out of that bastard with it. It'd be a poetic sight.

A guy called Thomas Midgely was a person mentioned on QI and he might just take the cake on this one. He wanted to stop an engine car knocking and played around with some chemicals to put in petrol. He found that LEAD did the job perfectly and it caught on. 50 years of adding lead to the...

People are jealous that 3 idiots on a car show are about a million times as likeable as those eco-activists. Go on Jezza, I'll pay for the fuel you use doing half a million donuts on their front gardens.

Looks like Sony are finally catching up in the medals tables for the Dick-Move Olympics. Shame they smegged up and had a GENUINE REASON for it...

I'd make him powerslide through a speed camera in his car (tried AND tested way of getting round speeding tickets) stand outside college shouting at people, make him hug strangers in the street. Then I'd let him regain control mid-hug, then argue with him in the street, using his voice just to...

Bayonet. If only they put them on sniper rifles, it'd out-range some anime characters in a melee (I don't care about "balance", I'll just put a counterweight on the bloody thing!). But seeing as they don't, put one on an assault rifle and I'd gut anything I see.

I'm usually a happy drunk unless someone spills my cider. Then a fight breaks out, usually ending with everyone else still fighting and me finishing off the rest of the alcohol, watching and laughing. The perfect way to end a house party. I sometimes stay sober(ish) while everyone else gets...

I'm usually good until my sister drags her kids over. Then things drop through the ranks to the point of VERY IRRITATED and one of the kids runs out of my room crying. A bottle of cider always kicks the mood up to Happy happy happy!

I'd wanna see a Freelancer sequel, save all those modders making bad expansions for the original.

Why would you flame someone for doing something that's pointless, but awesome AND entertaining? When he starts playing the drums by holding the sticks with his toes, some people will probably be worshipping him as some sort of demigod.

Any moment involving the stereotype foreign doctor from Courage the Cowardly Dog. (Damn, so tempted to mention Freakazoid, I think that show's what messed my head up enough to make me a gamer...)