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    Fox News Attacks NEA for Classifying Games as Art

    To fully understand the sheer mind blowing stupidity of FOX "news" we must first understand what a debate is. A debate is a conversation between two people of different views where one seeks to prove themselves right. In a real debate there may be some shouting but on one which may change...
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    Small things that annoy the crap out of you

    People who walk with their pants sagging.
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    Long-Term Lifegoals?

    The most simple of all goals: NOT DYING
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    What's your signature weapon\snack?

    An extremely loud and annoying sniper rifle and a chew bar.
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    If you where the Protagonist in an FPS game, What will be your name?

    The Amazing Rugby Tackle Man. If you want to know the origin of this name here it is. One day I was watching a cop drama (I seldom do this because I think they are stupid unless Horatio Cane is in it) I started rooting for the villain who had this amazing ability to sneak up on cops and rugby...
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    Poll: Who WEARS wrist watches anymore?

    Well I never was a fan of wrist watches I do love pocket watches though. I bought one made entirely of gold.
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    Design your own Vault experiment!

    Vault 109:500 inhabitants are placed in the vault perfectly divided to 250:heterosexual women 250:heterosexual men Every time someone is impregnated protectotrons kill the father then after the child is born they kill the mother. After this the child will be given to another family. This is to...
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    Poll: How do you feel about children?

    I like babies it is just that almost all children are entitled little shits that yank my hat and run off with it.
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    "Terrible" thing you have found on the internet

    I was looking at a few flash animations one day when I came across one about a blue moose chopping down a tree. It seemed innocent fun a t first until he had to CHOP HIS OWN LEG OFF WITH A SPOON. The pure sickness of it was like a car wreck where the victims urethera was pulled out and stretched...
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    Poll: How much gore do you prefer?

    I really prefer games that have a realistic amount ,yet are not stingy or heavy handed with it a medium amount.
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    The Feminine Female

    In answer to your first question:I consider a feminine girl/woman to be someone who does not relate a lot to the opposite sex:such as an interest in video-games that borders on fanatical or the same devotion to sports clothing has never tole me much I listen to speech and general personality. In...
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    I think I'm psychic?

    You are probably not psychic you are most likely just dreaming about something that you know you will do. Remember:variety is the spice of life.I am sure if you did something different every now and again this might stop or at least get more interesting.
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    Poll: Who would you rather let die, your pet or me?

    I would save you. Pets are a nicety , yet a human life means loads more to me than an animal. Yes I love my animals with all my heart , but the life of a person is a lot more important than the life of an animal to me. Sorry if I insulted you it is an opinion deal with it.
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    Your avatar -vs- the one above

    I just stab the communist pony in the back.Fairly straightforward.
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    What is the coolest thing in your House ?

    My hat collection. I am a fancy hat enthusiast.