Recent content by Doge Dominico

I would become immortal and devote my life to find a way to bring the supernatural in to reality, creating a demonic monster that I would call my child just to spite humanity and it's rules. Basically, yes, I don't like children anyway.

...Part of me wants a game where I can squeeze my hand in to a fist and choke a man force choke style...part of me wants a game where waving my hand around like a spastic casts magical spells. None of me wants to save the seer and none of me wants to ride a mode of transport that costs five...

"If I don't make it out of this alive...Tell them...Tell them it was me that killed the princess and framed the hermit living in this cavern. Tell them it was I who was the villain all along, tell them -I- am the true symbol of evil... Should I survive...I'll have to kill you for having...

It's hard to break my immersion but it's very simple...99% of "Joke" characters. Alistair is one of the only characters that has ever made me laugh in a game, whenever someone cracks a joke my character facepalms so hard I go back in reality, just to start hate mail against the voice actor...

The Mafia 2: Kill some guys and eat a sammich.

French- Because even "It itches" sounds romantic in french Italian- So those mobsters can't wack you Or even an odd combination of the two I'll dub, Fritalion.

Told people the elevator ropes were snapping while going down in an elevator, ah the joy until we reached the bottom and I was almost beaten to death.

Ha ha ha ha ha I don't rage quit, I simply leave angrily because YOU WINNING IS OBVIOUSLY SOME KIND OF HACK AND I *Long list of swear words* Also I believe that, and I'm not pointing anyone out, a good majority of those who -do- rage quit, came in to that game to prove they were good at...

While I usually said Boone, my current character was the bane of all freedom who started to massacre everyone who stood against the legion, and then casually slaughtered the legion as well. That ment that Boone was obviously going to be against me but after making him blow the head off the wrong...

I loved this game! I mean I played it back when my mind was less complete and large so I would often ignore the little voice in my head saying "Why are you doing that?" and more often then not went in to a large suicidal fight I could have avoided. But it was a great game that nobody will be...

When I open my fridge to retrieve some breakfast, only to gain exp, while being confused by this, my father leaps through the window with a sword, challenging me to a duel.

Cyclop's LASER EYES! I'm not sure if that's good or bad, or how that'd work...I don't...I don't want to know.

If it is a person, Scam them back, such as "Why don't YOU give me YOUR secret information?"

Ring-a-ding-ding benny. Isn't that how it goes? You shoot me I eat you or something?

Tommy Wiseau...ahem I mean yeah, Morgan Freeman.