You know you're the protagonist of the story when...

[i don't know]

When you hear this song when you go to school:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71wRbLucnMk

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When for some strange reason people who hang out with you always get hurt but you are unscathed.

 

[JoJo]

Your parents mysteriously die / go missing just before something interesting happens.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

When a fly gives you a quest to save the universe, then gets swatted by some idiot passer-by.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When your hometown is on fire.

 

[JoJo]

When you get paired up with a strong-willed female companion who acts like she hates you but for comes along with you anyway.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

When a random old man comes up to you and says "It's too dangerous to go alone! Take this:!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When you wake up in a temple next to a sleeping princess.

 

[i don't know]

When you have to tell the girl you love "I'm not gay!"

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

When your wife is kidnapped

 

[RatRace123]

When everyone needs your help with EVERYTHING.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

When you can summon your friends, but they can't summon you.

 

[Ultraman950]

The moment you hear a soldier yell, "RAMIREZ!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

When you get an odd shiny ring for your birthday.

 

[Doge Dominico]

When I open my fridge to retrieve some breakfast, only to gain exp, while being confused by this, my father leaps through the window with a sword, challenging me to a duel.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When nobody but you seems to be able to leave their homes.

 

[i don't know]

When you keep mentioning random band names everyone usually forgot about a long time ago...DEVO!

 

[RaNDM G]

When this is what happens when you turn to the dark side.

 

[Ultraman950]

When you've been bitten by a radioactive spider.

 

[Anarchemitis]

When intentional abuse or neglect from well established and purposeful safety warnings and rules results in ironic benefit or blessing, as opposed to horrific injury or other negative effect, as stipulated in said rules or warnings that you shirked.