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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars? Batman: WHURRSS HARRRVEEEHHHY Joker: I'll make it quick, then. Grapefruit and a spork actually... I, uh, I really like grapefruit. *Lengthy awkward silence* Joker: So, anyway, about those friends of yours I'm going to blow up.

I may get kicked in the teeth for this but Shenmue 2 I know it's already a sequel but I really wish they would've finished the story. Sega spent a fortune developing those games. It had it's problems, by that I mostly mean that the voice acting was comical and recorded with wooden microphones...

If you couldn't guess by my display picture, I'd like to see a good Cowboy Bebop game made. I say 'good' assuming that the ones exclusive to japan are crap because they are, after all, based on an anime series. If there was a way to make flying a ship, fist fighting, and shooting all solid and...

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If I am genuinely bored I'll just drive around town doing half the speed limit looking for old people at which to shake my fist and shout "DAMN KIDS!!!" I then watch the ensuing confusion as their senile minds try to piece it all together.

Great review Gigantor! I have to admit I am a huge fan of the first NG on Xbox. It seems Team Ninja quit aiming for challenging and started betting on how many players and innocent bystanders they could put in the hospital with the ricocheting shrapnel of a thousand wall bound controllers...

I've been playing games since I was about 6 and honestly there was little to say about my sex life through high school. I'd blame that mostly on the education system failing me and my dropping out which in turn led to the devastation of my social life. I have a wonderful girl now though, and I...

Darth Nihilus looked bad ass but turned out to be kind of a ***** in KOTOR II so my vote is going to have to go to Plo Koon.

-I can never forget Vector-man for the genesis and the code to reconfigure vector-man into a cursor and simple scroll through levels was C, A, left, left, A, C, A, B or CALL A CAB. -Playing Counterstrike on Miami and charging down the main hallway with an empty M-4 and a knife in hand at some...

I'd have to agree that just about every game mentioned (that I've played through, anyway) is outstanding in the plot department. However, I haven't seen mention of Namco's Breakdown. Not the best game known to man by any means, never cured cancer or anything, but so far under the radar that...