Recent content by Dr Poochenstein

To be honest I have never heard of The Escapist except for being that one place where Yahtzee lives. But then I got banned from the forum I usually go to and started posting here. I've found that people here don't appreciate my sick sense of humor like other forums do, which is fine and...

I hit kids with my cock all the time.

Nothing, except I made a rape joke.

Why is everyone here acting like booze is bad?

I'd say Manhunt.

That sounds like me.

I love that song. OP rocks.

That's hilarious. I bet you didn't ***** about math homework again.

I think he's OK, but he sure as hell can wear the shit out of a tie.

It's because Gordon Freeman can't talk and annoy us with retarded shit.

I knew this one guy who put special sauce in some clam chowder at this restaurant I wored at.

Whenever you see naked chicks your dick gets limp.

My power would be to watch porn on my laptop when I'm alone, my side affect would be my dick gets hard whenever i do it.

I fragged your daughter in the back of my warthog.

My Oblivion disk was broken and if I wend past the bridge by the imperial city I would fall off into a giant ambiguously colored bottomless pit. The Imperial Guard who was patrolling on his horse would fall in too.