The Average Douchebag

[ethaninja]

Ok so folks, I was kept up until 4 in the morning last night because of some hooligans carrying on outside my street. So I decided to make a post. What is your average douchebag in your area?

For me it would be:

Popped collar
Illiterate, most of the time on purpose
Walks with their pants around their knees.
Spits everywhere for no apparant reason (apparantly its the douchebags version of a cat pissing on everything)
Interrupts everybody
Acts agressive
Likes to say the words: brah, bruz, brue
And just... acts like a complete tool

So fellow escapists, what is your average douchebag?

 

[Riobux]

Chavs.

Do I need to say more?

 

[Julianking93]

Popped collar
Plaid shorts
Backwards cap
Most likely a closet gay
Degrading to women
Calls everyone gay
Drives a giant black car to compensate for his 1 cm dick
Proud because they don't read.
And that stupid fucking emo haircut that makes you look like a goddamn 3 year old.

 

[Pimppeter2]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

EDIT: Sorry for the thread hi-jack. Didn't expect 40+ quotes. Still, it was pretty funny. Days like this is why I love the Escapist.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Skinny fit jeans or the jeans that hang half way down their bloody arse (buy a belt you fecker!)
Chavs (self explanatory)
Listens to music through their phone at max volume (No, I don't want to listen to your hip-hop gangster shit).
People who speak in double negatives , e.g. "I don't do nothing". (not really a douche bag quality, but still gets on my tits).

 

[Jackalb]

Same as OP.

**** is more of a word I'd call them rather then douchebag's though.

 

[Jark212]

Spray-on tan
Overly-gelled hair
Very dumb
Highly Narcissistic
Lack of common sense or empathy
Hot but incredibly dumb girlfriends

 

[Generator]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Hey! Oh, I see what you did there.

Anyways, douchebags in my area come in all shapes and sizes, but almost all of them smile nonstop. I don't know what it is about a douchebag's lifestyle, but they're certainly pleased with it, which is enough, I guess.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Oh... you got me for a second.

 

[lasherman]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

Gah! Stop doing that!

OT: generally, douchebags in Montreal seem to be overly-tan guys wearing womens' shirts, huge sunglasses, and more hair-gel than any human being should need in a lifetime.

 

[atalanta]

I'm in college. Half the guys in frats are lovely people and I've got nothing bad to say about them.

The other half are a bunch of sideways-hat-wearing, smirking, "you fag"-hollering, beer-swilling, ugly manshorts and flipflops-wearing, collar-popping, rape-joke-making, Axe-wearing bros who desperately need to take a collective swan dive into the shallow end of the gene pool.

Also, the art-school hipster douches wearing hideous vintage grandma dresses/girl's jeans and sporting bad haircuts, but they're not noisy, so they don't bug me as much.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

OH really now?

 

[enzilewulf]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

OMG.... I hate that guy too....*look at every one*

Nice one dude I can see you got a lot of people on this forum including me.

OT: wanksters.

 

[Tuddle]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

You got me again. I remember when you first got me.

 

[Flight]

Thugs and bros. They swagger, they leer, they're needlessly violent, and they're disgusting overall.

Otherwise, I think "fake-and-bake" and "tanning salon" people. I'm not entirely sure why, but they just rub me the wrong way.

 

[Jekken6]

This Guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

I mean honestly, you can just tell by looking at him!

I see what you did there.

 

[soapyshooter]

Popped Collar
Bright colored polo tshirt
Bermuda shorts
Wears tanktops to gym even though he is a guy, to show off his muscles
Likes to make fun of others but can't see his own failings. probably due to the small size of his brain

There you go, Dbags near where i live. If you spot one its highly recommended that you stay away, if you are armed it is ok to hunt as they are NOT an endangered species

 

[Dr Poochenstein]

Popped Collar
Bright colored polo tshirt
Bermuda shorts
Wears tanktops to jean even though he is a guy, to show off his muscles
Likes to make fun of others but can't see his own failings. probably due to the small size of his brain

There you go, Dbags near where i live. If you spot one its highly recommended that you stay away, if you are armed it is ok to hunt as they are NOT an endangered species

That sounds like me.